Wine from a kit

[CaroltheCarrot]

P.S. How long does this stuff take before going off. I am getting tired of Chardonnay I want some red

dont know the answer to that one bren.
never lasts long enough here to go off

[sarraceniac]

If if is free (or cheap) I will settle for 30 bottles of Chardonnay.

Actually, (goes into chat mode) I had a friend turn up today from NSW Australia. " 'allo" she says. "I brought a bottle of Chardonnay wot my son, oo lives now in California, 'as bringed over from the States to meet me 'ere, and I fought as 'ow I'd share it wiv you".

Actually of course, this is absolute carp. In reality, a friend of mine from Oz with a son in Cal...............

Bren. You got any freebies for aging alkies?

PS. Why does everybody hate my SOH?

[Jeanied]

Sarraceniac, your SOH is brill. Not everyone has a doctorate, however.