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[dexterdoglancashire]

Snadger your jokes get worse! DDL

[Snadger]

Snadger your jokes get worse! DDL

No, this is worse! This is pure Bobby Thompson (rest his soul!) The Little Waster!

Geordie goes to the Doc an ses "Aaav got a bad leg"

The Doc ses "Can you walk"

Geordie ses "Walk? ...a cant even waaark"!!!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Em, er, chuck! you need to put that in lanky for me to understand! I think, I sort of understood! if you could speak proper english next time, or at least something I could understand!......that was a bit like "taggert" on tv - the scottish chap has been dead for years but its still called the same name, and they still need an interpreter so I could at least understand what they are saying! LOL DDL

[Snadger]

Em, er, chuck! you need to put that in lanky for me to understand! I think, I sort of understood! if you could speak proper english next time, or at least something I could understand!......that was a bit like "taggert" on tv - the scottish chap has been dead for years but its still called the same name, and they still need an interpreter so I could at least understand what they are saying! LOL DDL

Sorry DDL, if I have to explain it, it wil lose its impetus!.... But I'll try!

We say walk like you would say work and we say waark like you say walk!

Just substitute!

Cripes its like pulling teeth!!LOL

Probaly how 'The Little Waster' was a brilliant northern comic but failed miserably nationaly!

[Nicos]

My OH used to work/walk/waark in Liverpool - the great phrase there was 'where where you?'- in Manchester it would be 'were waz yu?'
good joke Snadger!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Perfectly explained Mr Snadger. Many thanks for the translation. Mrs DDL LOL!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Ordered my copy from Be-Ro today! DDL