Alcoholic Rhubarb Snot

[Shadylane]

That's the problem - if it was jammy it wouldn't be so bad, but the texture is so gooey and snot like it's just not very good. I could certainly add something to it as I didn't properly set it - rhubarb doesn't really set anyway does it? Though VC may have put me off...

[veggiechicken]

Can you mix it with a jelly so that it sets into..........erm, dried up snot

[Dorothy rouse]

I've got it! Mix it with gelatine, add some colouring,and make into those 'bouncy. Ball' thingies that kids have, or make into balls to throw for your dog? Or add some glitter and make some Xmas baubles.

[veggiechicken]

....or mix it with Plaster of Paris and make some tipsy garden gnomes

[Shadylane]

So many ideas - *runs off to make some more snot*

[veggiechicken]

*Passes box of tissues to Shadylane *

[Dorothy rouse]

Another idea............. Make it extra slimey and use to trap slugs n snails on veg or use in greenhouse to catch insecty things! Flycatcher!

[Dorothy rouse]

Face pack? The rhubarb would be nice for skin.

[Feral007]

You're all seriously weird....it's why I like you so much

[Dorothy rouse]

*Passes box of tissues to Shadylane *

Hope we havent upset her ?

[Shadylane]

No, I've got a cold. It has nothing to do with the rhubarb I swear. Totally unrelated and purely coincidental.

[Dorothy rouse]

There you go then, another use for the rhubarb, 'menthol chest rub' ?

[veggiechicken]

What about a heating it up for a warming foot bath?
Inhale the delicate aromas of vodka, snot and sweaty feet in one delicious nose-clearing sniff

[alldigging]

I've got some blackcurrants in vodka that's too gloopy and solid to drink. If I strain it I think I'll mix the fruit with apples in a crumble. Or maybe a steamed pudding. Hmm. now I'm just starving!

[PyreneesPlot]

Sorbet, although as the booze will pobably stop it setting, slush puppy? Or puree them, add a small amount into the bottom of a glass and add champagne?