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Subject: Breeding
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read: 'This bull mated 50 times last year.'
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said: 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read: ' This bull mated 120 times last year.'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said: 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read: 'This bull mated 365 times last year.'
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said: 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
The husband looked at her and said: 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow?'
Note: the husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he is expected to make a full recovery ....
Subject: Breeding
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read: 'This bull mated 50 times last year.'
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said: 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read: ' This bull mated 120 times last year.'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said: 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read: 'This bull mated 365 times last year.'
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said: 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
The husband looked at her and said: 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow?'
Note: the husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he is expected to make a full recovery ....
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