Job Vacancy for The Gardeners Rest

[rary]

^^^^^^^^ no

[rary]

If I am successful and get the position (and of course I will need to remember what position it is as I want to try a lot of positions) I may insist on a dress code as I will want to maintain good order, I know this may ruffle a few feathers but we must try to ' web any disorder packed away in the trunk

[Cadalot]

Sounds like being Father Christmas is going to work for me if Rary wants everyone in a Dress, I'm guessing that's what Dress Code means

[Snoop Puss]

Rary, you'll be all right, as you can wear a kilt, which I suppose would pass as half a dress. But I hardly think it's fair to insist that we all wear dresses.

[Lumpy]

Whoa hold on Rary. A dress code is completely out of the question as it might stop Grapes enjoying the daft ness of the GR.

Tillulah the experienced and unique barmaid will be serving us all this Yuletide.

Rary if you really really want a job a slop bucketer is needed as Tullulah has an infectious skin condition so won’t be able to bucket up the slops.
I’ve had a really good mooch for your glittery balls Rary but can’t find them anywhere. Are you sure Mrs Rary hasn’t grabbed them and hidden them somewhere?

Snoop - don’t worry about tree transport. VC will arrive in the Tardis and transport you, Mr Snoop and it to the GR before you even thought about it. She is such a Tardis diva now she has her advanced license.

[rary]

Rary, you'll be all right, as you can wear a kilt, which I suppose would pass as half a dress. But I hardly think it's fair to insist that we all wear dresses.

I always wear the kilt when following a DRESS CODE. You do not need to wear a dress, just dress tidy after putting that down I am just thinking it might not work with you lot

Whoa hold on Rary. A dress code is completely out of the question as it might stop Grapes enjoying the daft ness of the GR.

Tillulah the experienced and unique barmaid will be serving us all this Yuletide.

Rary if you really really want a job a slop bucketer is needed as Tullulah has an infectious skin condition so won’t be able to bucket up the slops.
I’ve had a really good mooch for your glittery balls Rary but can’t find them anywhere. Are you sure Mrs Rary hasn’t grabbed them and hidden them somewhere?

Snoop - don’t worry about tree transport. VC will arrive in the Tardis and transport you, Mr Snoop and it to the GR before you even thought about it. She is such a Tardis diva now she has her advanced license.

No Lumpy they are not lost, they are under my kilt for safe keeping, and Mrs. rary never grabs, well not all the time
As for the Tardis I put forward the proposal that it is not allowed within the GR premises or grounds, well not with a woman controller, who ever heard of the Tardis being controlled by a woman

As I have not to get the position of barman I am going withdraw my services from the GR I will not be back, well not until the next time or until VC offers to buy me a strong drink or anyone

[Lumpy]

But we need you Rary.

I’ll buy you a triple yummy with a cherry on top if that will lure you in.

[Snoop Puss]

Crumbs, Rary. Sorry to have rubbed you up the wrong way. Plus, I'm resisting some kind of remark about it being your ball and no-one else can play with it. But I think these comments are best kept for the Tromba thread.

If I recall rightly, some kind of exotic South American cocktail proved popular at last year's GR. Well, with me at least. I would honoured, Rary, if you would allow me to buy you a cocktail or other drink of your choice on GR opening night.

[Lumpy]

Oh Eck Snoop. Rary won’t remember the first umpteen that you buy him because of one reason or another. He’s very wily about his drinks.

[veggiechicken]

Rary, I'll buy you a strong drink - I always do so why should this year be different?

What would you like? Domestos? Apparently it sends you clean round the bend. You enjoyed it last year when you thought it was whisky.

PS Everyone, don't tell rary but I found the bottle in the ladies loo.

[rary]

Dear Sir, Madam ( delete as appropriate)
I am writing this as a reference for Mr. rary, to inform you how good and reliable he is. I have been attached to him for many years, along with many of my associates, during which he has provided a strong safe environment for us, personally as I know I am not going to be pushed into the spotlight or any bright light, I have changed my name to that of my home, and I cannot express strongly enough his dependability, we know he is not going to part us from him, he will not part with our outside friends if he can avoid it.
So if you are looking for a strong dependable person to employ he is your man
D. Pokket

[veggiechicken]

^^^^ That ^^^^ is the poorest forged reference I have ever had the misfortune to read.
You are obviously a rogue, Mr. D. Pokket aka rary, and that is just what the GR needs behind the bar.
I support your application for the post of barman.


PS, Mine's a large red wine if you please.

[rary]

Hello VC I see you are willing to support my aplication, so thank you very much
By the way I can't see any pale blue writing, you need to strengthen it with a £5.00 payment for the red wine
Then I might be able to make it out

[Cadalot]

I have one word for Lumpy "Panto"

[Lumpy]

'Oh no you don't'

After all the problems last time we tried one I think it's not a good idea. You must have forgotten the Police helicopter circling around scaring the elves into stampeeding through the bar.

The bill for various Grapes to have councelling was huge.

So, erm.....................NO!