Job Vacancy for The Gardeners Rest

[Snoop Puss]

over the past year I have been installing composting toilets, for the clientele to use, ok its all the big shrubs in the garden but they are free of charge, yummy

Yummy?

Plus, I'll tell Mr Snoop it's got to be the giant tree, whatever he thinks.

[Lumpy]

OK so today it turns out that Nicos is going to organise a GR fete the weekend before THAT day - good luck Nicos.
Mr Snoop wants a smaller tree while Snoops was a mahoosive one - good luck with that also.
Rary has built a peek a boo loo to blackmail various piddlers - good luck with that.
Cad can’t ID a tree unless it has fruit. Snap.

And........to top it all I’ve just received a letter.
‘Dear Lumpy,
I quit.
Love Tulullah
X’

Except for Rary whose enthusiasm is becoming worrying we don’t have any bar staff.

P.S isn’t Balders being quiet?

[Snoop Puss]

Did Tallulah say anything, Lumpy? Was she after a pay rise? A new uniform? Rary's peek-a-loos to be dismantled?

Can she be persuaded to change her mind?

[rary]

Yummy?

Auto correct

[Lumpy]

Sorry Snoop that’s all I got.

However, there is a rumour that she has been moon eyeing over a mysterious man she met a few years ago. So rumour has it she has left to stalk her obsession.
The only interesting thing I’ve found out is that her hearts desire clanks when he walks as he apparently insists on keeping his wealth with him.

[veggiechicken]

Wonder who The Clanker is?
Could be Cadalot wearing his best suit or rary with his artificial knees.

[Cadalot]

I keep my equipment very well oiled and not clank or jingle when walking sounds more like a moneybox in a sporran to me, could she have the hots for our Rary ?

[Nicos]

I'm going to need to grovel to Tulullah now!...she had offered to serve the mulled wine at the fair!,!

* need to find an incentive for her to stay on.....any ideas?

[veggiechicken]

..............that you'll pay for her teeth to be fixed?

[Tripmeup]

I think if you allow her to reopen the Carvery section, she may stay on...
Is almost 7 years since we lost two patrons thru food poisoning...forgive and forget I say..

[veggiechicken]

I remember that - it was two Mods that were struck down. I've never heard so much foul language - they were always such goody-goodys too. Some said it was Talullah's Revenge because they'd impose strict H&S rules on the staff - Talullah didn't appreciate having to keep her facial hair in a net.........

[rary]

I keep my equipment very well oiled and not clank or jingle when walking sounds more like a moneybox in a sporran to me, could she have the hots for our Rary ?

I do not have a moneybox in my Sporran it is lined with stainless steel mesh, and as for Tululla having the hots for me, she is just one of the many, so she just has to get in line

[rary]

I'm going to need to grovel to Tulullah now!...she had offered to serve the mulled wine at the fair!,!

* need to find an incentive for her to stay on.....any ideas?

If it is needed I will make the sacrifice for the good of the GR and move her up to the front of the line

If I do that will I get free drink over the festive season

[veggiechicken]

'Tis widely reported that the only hots Talulah has for rary, is his cup of Ovaltine, usually about 8 pm when his age gets the better of his stamina.

[rary]

I don't go to bed at 8 pm because of the lack of stamina