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[rary]

^^^^^^^^

as for Tululla having the hots for me, she is just one of the many, so she just has to get in line

Why do you think there is a line

[Lumpy]

What if we offered Tulullah a promotion?

She / it could be offered the Managers job. Same money, same hours but with the added extra of employing Rary and Cad (so she can have a pair of Clankers) to drool over.

P.S her drool does have medicinal properties and is the favoured treatment for atheletes foot.

[Cadalot]

Lumpy Mrs C would never allow me to be drooled over, she is very protective of her property and recently bought me a Tee Shirt that said wifes Property for 25 years on our weeding anniversary. I have also been informed that certain spherical objects would be removed with a rusty razor blade should I ever wonder.

[Lumpy]

Wonder what? Cad.

[Tripmeup]

I think you mean Wander Cad, we have all wondered I'd imagine

[Tripmeup]

I think you mean Wander Cad, we have all wondered I'd imagine

Actually that famous quote on said topic fits in nicely here given the reference to carvery and food...

"you can look at the menu as long as you eat at home"

or so they say...

[Lumpy]

But I get fed up of beans on toast. The occasional egg on top makes all the difference.

[veggiechicken]

Speaking of which, will there be a decent bar menu this year? Last year's meals all looked like compost and smelled like it too. I know I asked for the vegetarian option but that was awful. Even a slug would have turned his nose up at it.............hope those black olives weren't...............

[Lumpy]

Sorry VC but Tulullah recommended the veggie option as she said the slug snouts were 100% veggie.

[Cadalot]

Sorry lumpy I was wondering about wandering and worrying about the possible outcome of such a venture. Seeing that "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" is about to start, we defiantly don't want any unusual parts or bits of meat offered by Tulullah, wherever or whatever they may have been harvested from!

[Snoop Puss]

But if Tallulah's not there, surely we can change the menu, can't we? I mean, if we all contribute a dish or two to the list and then use a food synthesiser like they have on Star Trek (if the Tardis can show up, then a food synthesiser ought to be easy-peasy), we should all find something we like.

Edited to add: in fact, we might not even need a barmaid if we have a food synthesiser or two... Tallulah could then join us as a guest, we wouldn't have to worry about gross food items, and Rary wouldn't be stuck behind the bar (unless he wanted to be).

[Lumpy]

My idea of Tululluahs Menu.

Breakfast - Might Do
Lunch - Maybe
Tea - Chip butties
Supper - Bag of Crisps.

[rary]

use a food synthesiser like they have on Star Trek (if the Tardis can show up, then a food synthesiser ought to be easy-peasy).

NO Tardis, and NO food synthesiser

[rary]

Can I valun- volin, can I be the cook can I

[Bill Door]

Look I can't quite see how all this links together so I am going to suggest that I bring in the food. Forget veggie and forget the chicken. How about this for a three course meal

1) Honeyed smoked Mackerel with cream cheese and chives, served with toasted bread, mixed salad and lemon juice.

2) Pork loin (flattened) in a prune and cream sauce (prunes soaked in armagnac). Roasted sprouts with shallots and Tamarind sauce with buttered new potatoes.

3) Bread and butter pudding (to include Whisky soaked saltanas, white chocolate, croisants and homemade vanilla custard).

Finished with filter coffee and light biscuits.

The only things are that everyone has to bring their own equipment and must be seated 20 minutes before serving and Lumpy has to supply the potatoes. VC is expected to produce the table and chairs

No crackers allowed and no scraps to be given to anything not seated at the table.

Bill