Job Vacancy for The Gardeners Rest

[veggiechicken]

I'd just like to say that the Tardis hasn't be anywhere but Morries on Sundays to look for yellow stickers so its controls maybe stuck in one direction - but we may be able to pick up some cheap food to be eaten that day.

[Lumpy]

So, we all thanks to VC have access to a time and space machine.
It could go to the beginning or end of time and to all the Civilisations that have come before (let alone those that might come after). It can traverse planets, solar systems and Black Holes.
So why the piggin ell is Morries at the yellow sticker shelf the most common?

[veggiechicken]

....because that's where an amazing cross section of people gather to set the world to rights on Sunday - and you can buy cheap food .

[lottie dolly]

Beans on toast, beans on toast topped with fried egg, beans on toast with a tomato sauce dressing, beans on toast with brown sauce dressing, beans on toast topped with cheese, beans on toast topped with cheese with a tomato sauce dressing, beans on toast topped with cheese with a brown sauce dressing and of course for those who don't like fancy food, they can have beans or toast. As you can see it is quite a large menu, but I think people need to have the opportunity to pick what they want

You missed out beans with marmite on toast

[JanieB]

I do think that there seems to be a concentration of beans across the space time conundrum. The result of eating said beans close to the Tardis could be catastrophic. Just saying.

[veggiechicken]

Makes for a faster take-off - bean propelled.

[Bill Door]

Sorry for the delay just been on a jaunt experimenting with food and comeback with this menu for food if anyone was interested

1) Honeyed smoked Coolijun with finkle snog and clonts, served with toasted sluckers, mixed Klogintunts and snookers juice.

2) Tuticktoties (flattened) in a prilliume and finkle snog sauce (prilliume soaked in cogitilious). Roasted snokits with sillits and tongulaturey sauce with buttered new potatoes.

3) Pishitus and butter pudding (to include Klognisite soaked botlegums, finkle knogits, slobberjobs and homemade snottergreen custard).

Finished with filter coffee and tishitots.

all are delicious but can have a pressurised effect on the lower bowels, don't stand with your back to a light fence or empty green house.

If you would prefer to do a more traditional meal I could go back and set out a menu with my headline desert of bread and butter pudding.

Bill

[veggiechicken]

Can I order a plate of buttered new potatoes please - I think I'm allergic to the rest. Lumpy will eat my leftovers.

[Bill Door]

Ok VC but you will have to stand further away from the green house than anyone else. The potatoes that I brought back from StuStu slitots react badly with the butter from StiSTi stockistlist. I think it might be tempered by the other ingredients but I am not sure which yet. Will have to borrow your TARDIS to sort it out.

Bill

[Snoop Puss]

See, I knew a food synthesiser would be a good idea. That way everyone can have whatever they want, be it some exotic version of beans of toast or something with snog sauce (must be lip-puckeringly acidic).

I don't wish to cause trouble, but so far I'm not overly keen on the latest offerings...

Can I bring a packed lunch?

[Bill Door]

Well sad to report but next week VC stood too close to the greenhouse and the man shed and blew them all away. Aparently Lumpy has had all the splinters removed and Snoop puss will not be bringing the same packed lunch, well at least for a month or so.

And there was me thinking that the saying was "butter me no parsnips". That has or will be changed to "butter me no new potatoes". Well I can live with that. It also puts a different complexion to the saying "well blow me backwards".

It seems that VC has refused to comment and is avoiding all unstable walls.

A new vote has been taken and all agree that Bills old menu for the lunch should have been re-instated because the normal Bread and Butter pudding seems to be a light relief from was or will be suffered.


Bill

and you thought BREXIT was bad, huh! piece of cake

[Snoop Puss]

Well, I wasn't allowed a vote in the famous referendum and I don't remember voting in Bill's new vote either. Feeling a harrumph coming on... (See minor rant thread and the early onset of old codgerishness.)

[Chrissyteacup]

Well VC I had meant to the gardeners rest but since the worlds my mollusc I may have to think about it a bit more carefully!!!

[rary]

please - I think I'm allergic to the rest

How can you be allergic to the rest, do some work for an hour or three then see if you are allergic to a rest

[Cadalot]

You're so ungrateful, Cad. You're also very traditional and unadventurous.

True I'm very traditional, I also can't eat much Pork as much as I may like the taste as it does things to my digestion system that means I need a can opener very quickly sometime. The only thing worse is Salmon within 20 minutes of consumption the bottom falls out of my world (Oh I mean the other way around!)