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............kind to animals, even you, little slug and your cousin with the hard shell. There is always a welcome for you at................
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At my garden said VC, which made the little slug feel wanted, which of course it was, after all thought VC you will be a treat for my hens, so the unsuspecting little slug happily made its way to VCs garden where......it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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It has know idea that it was about to become chicken food, when suddenly a slug waring a cape with a large S on appeared....Last edited by Cadalot; 28-11-2018, 06:31 PM.Comment
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...…………." I'm Super Slug and I have come to save you", said the masked invader, waggling his horns in a threatening manner and ejecting a slime of the most noxious nature hitherto known to man, woman or chicken.
Everyone stepped back and clenched their...………..Comment
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Crinkley scone cutters, as the slug from the bowels of the earth spoke......in a deep west yorkshire accent, superslug said.........Last edited by jackarmy; 28-11-2018, 06:40 PM.Comment
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‘you will never defeat me...........don’t bother trying’
The super sluggish hero slimed off towards the....I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Home-brew hut, Supper Slugs weakness he just can't resist trying out the home-brews, it his Kryptonite (well one of them) heading towards the hut anticipating the taste, when he was stopped, Cad was standing there with .......it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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……..Wait a mo! Are you sure that's Cad? His armour looks different . Looks like a giant snail?
Is anyone brave enough to...………..Comment
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attempt to rubber band him/it. What would happen if we could get him/it into a bucket of saline? Merely a rusty helmet or oxidised sabaton, or death via osmosis leading to dehydration.? My money would be on...sigpic
1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.Comment
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………..him crawling out the other side of the bucket, giving his shell a shake and heading for the nearest...……..Comment
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....brussel sprout plant hoping that his cohorts would follow suit and ....."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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took a massive bite out of the sprout plant and promptly................I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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the Popeye theme played, there was a puff of smoke and...Comment
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and there lay a giant of a newzealand flat worm,with a grin on its face as big as a.................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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well, as big as a a New Zealand Brussels sprout of course; meanwhile the green eyed monster (no, not the Brussels sprout or Cad) was now.............Originally posted by lottie dolly View PostI dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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