Gardeners Rest #13 ( 2018)

[Aberdeenplotter]

the rumour mill which never ever .........................

[veggiechicken]

...stopped churning out incredible tales of Fantastic Beasts and those who drink with them.
Did one or two of you promise me ....................

[Aberdeenplotter]

the earth in which .................................

[Nicos]

...to sow my chilli seeds?
VC looked at AP...
AP looked at Lumpy..
Lumpy looked at Rary..
Rary looked at the huuuge bag of compost and started grinning...

[veggiechicken]

.............It'll cost you! Its enhanced with hand-collected seaweed from the frosty shores of Ayrshire, delicately stirred with the OH's wooden spoon, (But don't tell her) and enrobed with the finest aged horse manure that I could find on the roadside when I was young, before the automobile was invented, rary explained carefully to the youngsters who were present (that's VC, AP, Lumpy, VC - just to reinforce the fact that VC is very young) and packed in recycled, non-plastic,............

[burnie]

unused wallet, that rary couldn't find another use for, except of course...………………..

[Lumpy]

he had been using said wallet for the last umpteen years to try and grow the money tree seeds he’d swapped for his mother’s saggy undereducated moo cow all those years ago.
His first few attempts had only produced something that looked and tasted like radish.
Rary was beginning to think that the old woman in the big, black pointy hat had lied to him about money tree seeds. He was beginning to consider.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

whether indeed it is more better (Shakespeare said that so it can't be wrong can it?) to .....................

[veggiechicken]

.........suffer the pain of a pointy stick or to dip one's hand into a long closed wallet and pay for a round for all here gathered this festive night.

Ap bowed to his audience as they clapped and cheered.

Brave, Bravo, Encore, What a performance. The GR had never seen anything like it.

Grudgingly, rary had to .............

[Aberdeenplotter]

buy a round whilst he was the only customer in the GR. Where is everyone he mused while ..................................

[Aberdeenplotter]

wondering if he'd killed thje thread the day before twelfth night. Ahh well, barmaid, a pint of the black stuff for me. It could be my last ..........................

[Aberdeenplotter]

drink before I hit a big milestone and ...................

[Aberdeenplotter]

I want to do that tonight so ............................

[Aberdeenplotter]

have things changed dramatically since the original Gardeners Rest threads? I remember when .................

[Aberdeenplotter]

There were as many as a couple of thousand posts and........................