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  • it was even necessary to nuke the place to close it one year and ......................

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    • Zazen --- another blast from the past gleefully ...............................

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      • pressed the red button which ...........................

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        • ..has been well hidden, never to be used again
          Nicos wandered over to the bar and placed a bundle of notes in the till.
          This is for freebies all round tomorrow...this year we won't go out with a bang, but a merry chinking of glasses.
          She checked the order for tomorrow's buffet and smiled....
          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

          Location....Normandy France

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          • All the party food had been delivered just in time for the first guests to arrive.
            AP ordered a Guinness.....
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • Nicos opened a bottle of bubbly....
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • ............and poured it into the hot tub..............

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                • ...trying not to get her feathers too wet, VC jumped in....
                  "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                  Location....Normandy France

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                  • ...............wearing a flower bedecked bathing cap and flippers she'd borrowed off Donald and started to flounder about in the style of Esther Williams (rary will remember her - she's very old).

                    Come on, everyone, jump in, let's go out with a splash.
                    Nicos, you can swim, Lumpy can do some squirting, let's do a bit of synchronised ...............
                    Last edited by veggiechicken; 06-01-2019, 02:18 PM.

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                    • ....drowning...
                      "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                      "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                      Oxfordshire

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                      • ...which was pretty easy for Nicos as she was desperately trying to hold her bottle of fizz out of the water!
                        Fortunately she had a straw, but being ecologically minded, it was paper and quickly getting soggy.
                        Lumpy skilfully....
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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                        • .........inserted her trunk into Nicos's bottle of fizz and, taking a deep breath and sucking in her cheeks, she...........

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                          • broke wind which rapidly ...........................

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                            • ...........turned the hot tub into a bubbling jacuzzi.
                              The synchronized swimmers, as one, pinched their noses and looked at each other accusingly.

                              It wasn't me Miss, said Nicos, hurriedly and grabbing her towel to cover her modesty, she clambered out of the hot tub, quickly followed by........

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                              • everyone else but only because they had heard that ..............................

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