Things you would never say as a gardener

[mothhawk]

A plant swap this weekend? Wild horses couldn't drag me to it. It's so much more fun doing the ironing.

[Chestnut]

a quote from a previous colleague...
‘I just doused the bottom of the garden with neat ***** fluid, which seems to have done the trick’

[Nicos]

Isn't it wonderful to see all those woodpigeons, pheasants , rabbits and deer on my allotment!

[SarrissUK]

haha I laughed at every single one of these....

No thank you, I have no use for your hicken muck, yuck!

[roitelet]

I want a hedge but never want to have to cut it.

[Nicos]

I've been told that I always have such pretty, soft hands and beautiful nails

[Greenleaves]

I love the smell of nettle tea

[Small pumpkin]

I'd love someone else to do my gardening for me





sometimes I scare myself!

[Greenleaves]

Can I really join Club Root

[Ognen09]

I get bored in the garden as there is never anything to do...

[bikermike]

oooh, astroturf, what a good idea...

[Guest]

Here let me help you with that chemical spraying.

[Lumpy]

What do you mean I have to cover them when it's cold and water them when it's hot................I'm a slave to nothing.

[Small pumpkin]

I love slugs

[veggiechicken]

I'd much rather spend my time watching TV or texting


(whatever that is?)