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Got a letter the other day from the council. Always interesting these letters are this was on another planet.
Dear plot holder.
Due to access path being layed alongside the site effectively dropping the perimeter fence height posing a health and safety risk we will be rounding off the spikes at head height.
My reply went something like this.
Dear sir.
I totally agree, lets make it easier for the local scumbags to rob our plots, unbelievable. Whats next mandatory Hi viz vests whilst entering the site.
Anyway a word in the right ear has seen the site secure for now.
Dear plot holder.
Due to access path being layed alongside the site effectively dropping the perimeter fence height posing a health and safety risk we will be rounding off the spikes at head height.
My reply went something like this.
Dear sir.
I totally agree, lets make it easier for the local scumbags to rob our plots, unbelievable. Whats next mandatory Hi viz vests whilst entering the site.
Anyway a word in the right ear has seen the site secure for now.
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