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  • #16
    Originally posted by Cadalot View Post
    Lumpy My eyes are watering...…..
    Just think how Balders would be after that treatment

    And LD I'm not going to make any comment
    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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    • #17
      Originally posted by lottie dolly View Post
      Baldy,are you open to hear my confession,now remember not to tell a sole,he we go,LD whispers,
      I have been inventing new naughty words in my stress over virgin,
      "wife,mother, nan and nanan" - the mind boggles
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      1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Baldy View Post
        "wife,mother, nan and nanan" - the mind boggles
        I have to ask why dear chap
        to clear up peeps confusion,virgin should end with media
        Last edited by lottie dolly; 22-01-2019, 04:54 PM.
        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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        • #19
          glad that's all cleared up...
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          1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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          • #20
            Can we........can we...... can we have a thread about creating your own swear words?
            Slugs, virgin (can I say that?), snow, family etc

            My entry would be ................

            Fetlocks.
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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            • #21
              Lumpers - you've hijacked mythread you bleddy "Lūca bōs" you...
              Last edited by Baldy; 22-01-2019, 05:40 PM. Reason: 2 D's not 2 E's please Bob
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              1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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              • #22
                Shuffles trunk in shame, wiggles enormous rear end in apology and mutters that I am from Roman descendants so I really am an Olifaunt (13th C English)
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                Last edited by Lumpy; 22-01-2019, 05:43 PM.
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #23
                  I like to soap powder swear word "FUG"

                  If DAZ will not shift it and Persil will not move it then "FUG it"
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                  . .......Man Vs Slug
                  Click Here for my Diary and Blog
                  Nutters Club Member

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                  • #24
                    Flugelhorn. That makes quite a good insult I think.

                    Sorry, Baldy. Back to confessions.

                    I've started owning up to a few select people that I suffer from...

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                    • #25
                      I take confession in the Yellow sticker aisle at the supermarket on Sundays, if anyone would like to confide in me.
                      As for swearing, I'm too nice a chicken to do such a thing.

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                      • #26
                        I swear like a trooper and I'll confess to nothing

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                          I take confession in the Yellow sticker aisle at the supermarket on Sundays, if anyone would like to confide in me.
                          As for swearing, I'm too nice a chicken to do such a thing.
                          Do they have an aisle for it in your shop? Maybe a curtain at the end of the aisle would give a bit of privacy?
                          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                          Diversify & prosper


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                          • #28
                            For privacy, we gather around the reduced bread rack, the loaves act as sound-deadening insulation and if you pull a loaf out of the stack you make a window.
                            Last time I was there I found a Thomas the Tank Engine Birthday cake reduced from £12 to 60p and I had to confess to my sins of greed and not giving a slice to the poor.
                            It was a small sin though compared to the woman who took all the cream cakes before the rest of us spotted them. She was not at all repentant either.

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                            • #29
                              ^If I don't do any of the above, does that make me saintly?

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                              • #30
                                BALDY what have you started sunshine
                                sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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