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Baldy,are you open to hear my confession,now remember not to tell a sole,he we go,LD whispers,
I have been inventing new naughty words in my stress over virgin,
"wife,mother, nan and nanan" - the mind boggles
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1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.
Shuffles trunk in shame, wiggles enormous rear end in apology and mutters that I am from Roman descendants so I really am an Olifaunt (13th C English)
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I take confession in the Yellow sticker aisle at the supermarket on Sundays, if anyone would like to confide in me.
As for swearing, I'm too nice a chicken to do such a thing.
I take confession in the Yellow sticker aisle at the supermarket on Sundays, if anyone would like to confide in me.
As for swearing, I'm too nice a chicken to do such a thing.
Do they have an aisle for it in your shop? Maybe a curtain at the end of the aisle would give a bit of privacy?
My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)
For privacy, we gather around the reduced bread rack, the loaves act as sound-deadening insulation and if you pull a loaf out of the stack you make a window.
Last time I was there I found a Thomas the Tank Engine Birthday cake reduced from £12 to 60p and I had to confess to my sins of greed and not giving a slice to the poor.
It was a small sin though compared to the woman who took all the cream cakes before the rest of us spotted them. She was not at all repentant either.
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