Latest must have garden tool

[HeyWayne]

Piranha secateurs!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kbmVshAKmyU

Do you think they sell them at Dobbies?

[jacob marley]

that is to dangerous to have close to your nether regions it make the eye's water thinking about it !!!!! jacog

[Headfry]

Mr Headfry!
He is my very best garden tool and makes a fab coffee,
He is the only tool that comes with free kisses.

[HeyWayne]

Mr Headfry!
He is the only tool that comes with free kisses.

I'm not sure how I'd take to being called a tool....

[Headfry]

No worries HW
Mr HF knows how much I appreciate his help!

[Polly Fouracre]

I think I'll stick to my Spear and Jacksons.

[scared55]

Does it come in different sizes for different thicknesses of plant?

KK

[HeyWayne]

Does it come in different sizes for different thicknesses of plant?

KK

I think so. There biggest range are called "great white"

[madmax]

Piranha secateurs!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kbmVshAKmyU

Do you think they sell them at Dobbies?

Ask Mrs D or Dobby...

Besides, how on earth did you come across this little 'snippet'?

[Hazel at the Hill]

Ask Mrs D or Dobby...

Besides, how on earth did you come across this little 'snippet'?

Bet HW comes across all sorts in the name of 'research' - he's in marketing, after all!

[HeyWayne]

Bet HW comes across all sorts in the name of 'research' - he's in marketing, after all!

You'll be surprised the amount of rubbish that passes my desk!

That particular "snippet" was e-mailed to me amongst the many e-mails I get throughout the day, and I thought it was almost gardening related...

[Dobby]

I wont one dont think Mrs D would like me keeping them in the pond on the plot thow
Come to think about it I dont think I wont one in the pond as I put my foot in it today trying to avoid standing on the pumpkn
now got wet foot but the pumpkin is fine
now I got to go to work with a smelly foot

[bubblewrap]

Does it come in different sizes for different thicknesses of plant?

KK

They come in sizes Stickleback to Shark!!