Should I write a book?

[Lumpy]

Ere VC how about the title Slugs Beneath Your Feet and How to Tame Them?

Or

Justhavagoatit.

[Miss Mousetrousers]

As a title it could be "Grow Your Own Way" with lots of pics and useful tips that caters mainly for people who don't have the time, space, right soil conditions, money or whatever to do it the guru's way. Go down the road of Geoff Hamilton who showed you how to make things on the cheap but still get good results, what needs full sun and what will cope with some shade, multi-sowing and inter-cropping to maximise space, a Chapter called "Don't worry if..." and so on.

[Cadalot]

So military growing - no not in rows or uniform order. Just shove it in and then molly coddle as necessary.

And WHAT may I ask is wrong with Rows or Uniform Order ?

[Snoop Puss]

Coup de grâce - a chapter on lawn mowing.

[Snadger]

That’s a brilliant idea Kev.
What more could a reader need than a wise chicken to give them advice on growing something on a window ledge of a 14th floor (it’s where I started off) flat.
Now Kev what to you know about roots?

You can use Grecian 2000 for those!

[Cadalot]

As a title it could be "Grow Your Own Way"

And perhaps use a pseudonym of Allotment Mac

Or perhaps "Sinatra" and change the title to "I Grew It My Way"

[Snoop Puss]

To continue with the song theme:
Stuck in the Middle with You - a chapter on companion planting

[Lumpy]

So title (working that it) Lumpies Landcraftiness.

Cad- by the right.........or it that left Sir. Giggles with a tape measure.

I definitely want to include a chapter called Critters - the good, the sad and the downright munchy.

[KevinM67]

To continue with the song theme:
Stuck in the Middle with You - a chapter on companion planting

'clowns to the left of me .... jokers to the right'

C'mon, Snoop Puss - name and shame ...

[Snoop Puss]

^The usual suspects

Another good title for a chapter on how to identify pests.

[KevinM67]

^The usual suspects

Another good title for a chapter on how to identify pests.

I guess that's me told.

[Lumpy]

How about - All You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About .........

[Small pumpkin]

You should probably have a chapter titled 42



Well it is the answer to everything

[KevinM67]

How about - All You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About .........

..... 'Spending Money' by Rary.

You may not get a whole book on the subject ...... more of a one-sided, postage stamp sized, leaflet thing.

[Snoop Puss]

I guess that's me told.

I hadn't intended that. But Rary might concur!