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  • #16
    Whoever is spinning the room please stop it.

    You're my mate you are.

    The problem with (whatever the subject is), the problem is (add irrelevant problem possibly unrelated to the subject )

    This floors comfy

    KEBAB!!!!

    New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

    �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
    ― Thomas A. Edison

    �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
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    - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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    • #17
      I'm learning quite a lot on this thread.
      So,,,\
      You will be killed by something - try to enjoy the ride...
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      1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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      • #18
        Ever had having to walk faster and faster to stay up. Usually ended by a lamp post.
        Jimmy
        Expect the worst in life and you will probably have under estimated!

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        • #19
          Thatsssh a nishe lamppost. Look at thishe lamppost - it's a nishe lamppost. Mmm comfy lamppost

          New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

          �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
          ― Thomas A. Edison

          �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
          ― Thomas A. Edison

          - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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          • #20
            I'm not arguing with you. I'm not listening to you. Postboxes aren't supposed to argue with you.

            New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

            �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
            ― Thomas A. Edison

            �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
            ― Thomas A. Edison

            - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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            • #21
              Post pub with your mates...
              Who put that glass door there?

              (Aimed at the one that passes out first)
              Who has the razor?
              Wheres a bowl so I can fill it with water?

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              • #22
                ^^^
                razor??

                blimey its a bit tuff chuckingout time in norfolk
                bearing in mind they're a mod on a allotment site and self proclaimed middle aged
                doesn't happen to middle aged folk on north devon (generally)
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                1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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                • #23
                  ^^^so you are not Baldy cos you passed out on a mates sofa after a pub crawl then?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Norfolkgrey View Post
                    ^^^so you are not Baldy cos you passed out on a mates sofa after a pub crawl then?
                    Hmmm. I may (possibly) have passed out but when my mates have taken a look at 'the bush' its been a bit too much of a 'proper job' and the chances of sometihng going ' amiss' have actually put them off


                    (I like it when a mod is.. umm... well, you know, ehh... very precise)
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                    1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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                    • #25
                      My friend used to use the phrase:
                      Please don't let her buy another drink. She doesn't need another drink even if she WANTS another drink. Please don't.

                      haha I'd always get that drink.
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                      • #26
                        ^^^ and here you are with 2 allotments (rather than 1, or possibly a scanindavian palace)
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                        1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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                        • #27
                          I'm off to bed - good night all
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                          1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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                          • #28
                            In my version of a good pub :

                            "Shh. I'm reading."

                            Mostly I'm in pubs after Morris dancing, in which case :

                            "You don't mind if we move this table? And this one? Actually, ALL, these tables from over here, to over there.... There's rather a lot of us."
                            "12 coffees, and a peppermint tea for the dancers. The musicians will just lie on the floor under the beer tap."
                            "Music may happen. It's kind of involuntary."
                            "Crisps! We need more crisps!"
                            "Does anyone want any chips? Or a cheesecake?"
                            "Wake up the accordionist. His beard is in my beer."

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                            • #29
                              If you think it's tough in Norfolk, Baldy, you've evidently never been to Macclesfield. This was a remark I once heard:

                              "There's a battle at Bull's later. You coming?"

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