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But rary could hear music ahin the door o' lounge so had a wee keek in an could see aw the burds bockett roon the fire so, aye ready fur a dance he sauntered awer an eyed up the big yin yefurup he asked with a nod of the heid toward the dance flair.......
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it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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..............and then, clearly struggling with his balance and the mince pie in his mouth which was affecting his speech, rary lurched across the room, clutched the back of the settle, and collapsed in an unseemly heap, much to the amusement of the genteel ladies who were warming their................Comment
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Here is a translation for those who may be able to speak French, Italian or Spanish but not the words that come from the land of song and verse (Ayrshire)Originally posted by rary View Post
rary could hear music coming from behind the door of the lounge so had a little look (peek) in and could see all the women (nb. the use of the word burds is usually accociated with young women and yes I know it is being stretched quite a bit being used here
) sitting around the fire, so, always ready for a dance, he casually walked over and looked keenly at the larger woman, would you like to dance, he asked nodding his head towards the dance floor....
Just need to add, remember when/if you are having difficulty viewing them as young woman it is the festive seasonLast edited by rary; 28-12-2019, 09:12 PM.it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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I think I’ll join ye Burnie says Can, I think I could do with losing a few days my own self.Originally posted by burnie View Post
Meanwhile back at the bonfire Nicos had found a few hidden hedgehogs that were sheltering from the cold north winds, when VC exclaimed .......Comment
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............."That's not a hedgehog, that's the bobble off Lottie's hat, she lost it when................Comment
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...the conga line she was leading round the green on Christmas Eve got so long it looped back on itself and got all tangled up with.....Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
Endless wonder.Comment
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the bushes they brushed past,it got cought in a branch,and was pulled off by the weight of those pushing from behind,could not have been stitched that good,meanwhile in the "lounge",the laideezz were haveing a discution about VC's brassica seedlings,when rary was saw peeping in,ahoy young man,cometh in,i would like to take up your offer of a drink for new year,please may i have an advocat,the 1 from holland,the look on the other ladeez faces was ..................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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...........one of complete befuddlement! Everyone thought that Lottie was teetotal - so teetotal that she totally only drank tee - and now she's challenging rary to put his hands in his holy pockets (it is Sunday) and pull out................Comment
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his wallet,after all,he did say several weeks ago he would gladly buy me one,i hate tee,and most olcaloics,so it would be nice to welcome the new year in,no sooner said than done as the hand reached in the pocket the moths came flying out,quick someone get a net and .....................Last edited by lottie dolly; 29-12-2019, 06:37 PM.sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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get Burnie to take a picture for posterity, not often you see a grown man cry with...…………………...Comment
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Wee, sleekit, cowran, tim'rous beastie in his hands (yes folks, this is in the serious Burns unit)...Comment
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That's no a beastie, its me sporran, spluttered rary, spitting out the crumbs of his mincepie which was stuck under his plate,
.......whilst under his saucer.............Comment
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Was a wee dram he was try to hide away for a sneaky sip on his ownComment
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Here we go again picking on poor rary(and I must emphasise the poor) anyway who would like a drink, Can has got some cheep booze from his holiday, and burnie has earned some money with his extreamly rare photo of rary holding his wallet and bikermik, he can't have anything just now as he has suffered some serious burns, but pour him a glass and I will drink it for him, I'm sure he would appreciate thatbit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbersComment
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I need something to eat with all this liquid sloshing around, we could make an omelette, any one got any...……………………..Comment
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