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Said lottie, desperately pulling out a selection of bonnetsfrom her bag for can the man.
Maybe he was wanting to practice for the part of being an old maid in a Panto?
Maybe he just liked wearing bonnets?
At least rary has the scotch for him.
Suddenly Minty the logging pony darted forwards....Last edited by Nicos; 02-12-2019, 10:07 PM."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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And dropped some fresh manure, which though warm was not enough so rary said, How about you lot with the red diesel or paraffin putting some onto that pile of logs in the fireplace and get some heat in here as muckdevas pony's droppings don't give off enough heat and any way the smell is attracting something out of the celler. Look it's........it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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A flock of chickens, geese, turkeys, guinea fowl, and ducks running amuck, playing in the warm dung from muckdivas log pony.
There were eggs of all shapes, sizes and colours being laid in the warm dung.
Rary asked if this would improve the flavour as he wanted to make some scotch eggs to go with his whisky.Comment
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Yooohooo....called Janie
She was arriving putt-putting away on her father's rickety old tractor. ( and incase anyone is too polite to ask, It 's the tractor making that noise not the sprout and JA soup she'd had last night
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We're making a picnic of it are we?...well, here are some of my special mince pies I was telling you about!..glad I brought them.
Meanwhile..."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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Muckdiva , Minty and Thelma set off silently into the snowy woods to select the trees spotting a beautiful little robinredbreast ...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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Don't forget to pick up some firewood girls, and be as quick as you can please as I also would like a cup of tea or coffeeit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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"No need to wait for the lasses rary "said Can the man...."we can fry the eggs and set up a brew on my soooper dooper tractor engine! "
And with a big roar he fired up his tractor
Just at that exact moment Janie heard...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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A twig snap and a rather loud expletive ‘****’ in a very high pitched Welsh voice.Last edited by Nicos; 04-12-2019, 03:59 AM.Comment
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A quick word with you Can, don't let them know you can cook, you will be vaulenteerd to be the Head cook and bottle washer, though a slice of bread or a roll for those eggs would be nice and do you have any ketchup, and will you fry one of those bigger eggs for me oh and bring me one of they mince pies that Janie brought in and then could you....Last edited by rary; 03-12-2019, 07:59 PM.it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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Plead the 5th. And quietly smuggle them mince pies, brandy cream and a nice glass of brandy round the back of that old oak tree where no one can see Rary and Can scoff the lot.Comment
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' Help' called Minty again in his best Welsh Mountain pony accent ( well it is Xmas and there is deffo magic in the airOriginally posted by Can the Man View Post
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Look at these beautiful frees we've found!
Just need a tractor now to get them back to the village.
Can and Janie fired up their engines taking one each and...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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wondered what frees actually wereOriginally posted by Nicos View Post' Help' called Minty again in his best Welsh Mountain pony accent ( well it is Xmas and there is deffo magic in the air)
Look at these beautiful frees we've found!
Just need a tractor now to get them back to the village.
Can and Janie fired up their engines taking one each and....
But who were they to question their cargo they decided....
So, off they went scratching their....I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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....bonnets, yes, they still had a plentiful supply to keep them warm and very nice they looked too.
Meantime, Minty and co looked around for mistletoe because...All at once I hear your voice
And time just slips away
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...rary was too busy trying find the source of the frees() ...but low and behold...there, high in one of the trees was an enormous ball of mistletoe!
Minty was so excited....he'd never been snogged under the mistletoe and he'd heard lots of lovely things about last year's Panto horse....
Clopping his hooves together in delight.....( or was that coconuts we could here???)....."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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