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  • #61
    ........ans lines up on a log,
    sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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    • #62
      ...at which point Snadger arrived carrying a teapot stuffed with straw.....

      Everyone looked at Snadge, then at the snowballs, then at the robin....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #63
        But Nicos was thinking, that's nice of Snadger to try making a warm nest for the robin, but she still couldn't control the urge to let fly with a snowball, she threw it just as Snadg bent to put the teapot on the ground and the snowball hit Can squarly in the..
        it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

        Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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        • #64
          ...ask no questions and I’ll tell you no lies said Snadger, brandishing a large black top hat in his other hand.

          Meanwhile, Can surveyed the sorry state of his trousers as Nicos’s snowball quickly turned to slush...
          Last edited by muckdiva; 08-12-2019, 08:18 AM.
          All at once I hear your voice
          And time just slips away
          Bonnie Raitt

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          • #65
            Well one would assume its the snowball melting
            it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

            Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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            • #66
              Well one would assume its the snowball melting
              it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

              Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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              • #67
                But Can knew better, it’s my bottle of Irish Whiskey I had hidden in my trousers, naw it’s broken so we need to recover the whiskey from the cloth.
                Thelma and Florence set up a fire to heat and dry the cloth, Can, Nico and Rary set up a homemade condenser of black plastic sheeting to collect the whiskey, But .............

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                • #68
                  ....flames suddenly engulfed the cloth,poors cans face was a picture,no trousers,no whisky but he was lucky not to have cut himself on the broken glass,now that would have been ......................
                  sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                  • #69
                    Fatal for his future tractor driving skills, but thanks to the fast acting response of the lottiedolly who sprayed can in a foam made of 10 10 20 fertiliser and mares urine which extinguished the flames which had cauterised the cuts from the whiskey bottle. Oh my what will we do now with Can said Lottie as she looked at that foam mess.....

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                    • #70
                      continue spraying him Lotty said rary it will at least save his dignity, no one who saw him covered in the foam would question why he didn't first of all wring the trousers out, before putting them near a fire with that smell he will be left alone
                      it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                      Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                      • #71
                        Well, if anyone can carry off that look Can can said Snadge....
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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                        • #72
                          Did someone say 'can can' asked lottie?
                          I've got a tutu if that's any use she said delving deep again into her bag and pulling out a rather magnificent tutu that any fairy at the top of a Christmas tree would be jealous of!

                          Here she said passing it to Can.....
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #73
                            ....have you got another couple in there asked Trip? It'd be handy for the Panto.
                            The three ugly fairies
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • #74
                              Yes said Lottie as she emptied the bag for peeps to choose their own,NOW NOW shouted lottie as they squwabbled who was having what,decoram please gents,we have to get this show on the road,now who is going to play the part off..................
                              sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                              • #75
                                Fairy Nuff and who will play Fairy Weel and finally who's going to be Fairy ......
                                it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                                Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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