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  • Is there a connection between food on the table, and VC dancing on the table top, wondered rary who had been dreaming up ways to cook partridges stuffed with pear, perhaps a three bird.......
    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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    • Noooooo....called VC....cos just at that moment....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • Burnie burst in with a brace of birds, a Pheasant under one arm and...………………………………..

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        • ....a rather pretty canary under the other .....
          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

          Location....Normandy France

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          • ........that was going "cheep" and had a yellow sticker stuck on its..............

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            • ..foot....look what I found it said....
              ...vegan turkey rolls!... and they are really delish ...just look at the....
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • Vegan feathers left over, not much use for stuffing a pillow said Rary.

                Can was tells no a story about his cousin who was travelling in Asia and came across a parrot that could speak 9 languages including fluent Mandarin Chinese so he decided this would make a great Christmas present for his dear old grandmother who he wouldn’t get to see until the new year, so after a lot of bargaining he bought the parrot for 10,000 dollars and sent it to granny. Anyways he arrives back at the end of January and heads straight to visit his grandmother. Well granny he says did ye like the present I sent ye from China he asked looking round the room for the parrot. Well he was a bit scrawny and small said granny but we made do with him on Christmas Day but it was just as well we had the ham as well. Granny he cried that parrot cost me 10,000 dollars, it could speak 9 languages you weren’t supposed to eat it, how would I know said granny if he could speak all those languages why the hell didn’t he say something.

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                • Eh? did someone say something, I've been on the whisky diet, it's brilliant, I've lost two days this week already, anyone care to join me...………………………...

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                  • in a jog around the block said LD,i will come on my cycle said Nicos,who else will be joining in,come on lads,don't let the girls beat you,we could always start with a walk and natter as we go,the weatheris nice and dry out there,come on Burnie lets get looking for those lost days shouts..............
                    sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                    • Can the man "I've grown a fine crop of anoraks on my plot this year, so let's see if they fit and go out into the potting shed" so off they went to the potting shed, where they found...

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                      • 3 blind mice,3 blind mice,they all ran after ...............
                        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                        • ..........the Stinking Bishop cheese that had been in the GR larder since 2008 and was rolling down the hill towards .........

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                          • ...the huge bonfire that was being built ready to celebrate the New Year. That'll make some good toasted cheese thought MH, going into the GR. Wonder if there's jacket spuds to go with it, someone will have to have a furtle around in the cellar to see if....
                            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                            Endless wonder.

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                            • there are any suitable thats not been moused,hi said LD we got some new faces in here now that cheese has gone,no wonder not many folk have been visiting,also will nicos check the fire before ti's lit in case there is a hedgehog in t bottom,are having any fireworks this year shouted.............
                              sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                              • rary, who was going to help burnie with his diet, I will go glass for glass with you burnie just put the money at the end of the bar to cover the cost of the bottles, is it blend or malt you are buying for the diet? or better still why not just order up a barrel and that should see us till Saturday night
                                it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                                Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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