Dear fellow allotment holder, It was so nice to see you on the allotment site today with your friends and with the accompanying squad of children causing havoc all over the place, Clearly, your idea of social distancing and mine are quite different as are your hygiene standards. I couldn't believe it when I saw you line your children up to wash their hands from an IBC which collects water from a shed roof, before the barbecue lunch prepared for them outside your plot. i.e not within your plot. Oh and your scrap of a dog which came into my plot and tried to nip the back of my leg. Anyway, I've complained to the Allotments Committee Chairman who happened to come on sight whilst your children were rampaging. He didn't speak to you directly because he does understand the meanining of social distancing but he has assured me that the riot act will be read.
I do hope you understand that.
I do hope you understand that.
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