What's your full name?

[veggiechicken]

I've just seen a joke article about people's "real names".
For example,
Darth Vader is Dartholomew Spaceinvader
Elon Musk - Elongated Muskrat
Benedict Cumberpatch is Benedictus Cucumberpatch
Bill Nye is Bill New Year's Eve
etc. etc
Can you think of the "Real names" of any of the Vine's Grapes?

[veggiechicken]

Cango the Mango

Scarlet = S. Carrot Lettuce

Burnie = Burnace Furnace

[Small pumpkin]

My tiny little mind doesn’t work like that. But I’ll enjoy reading everyone’s names

[veggiechicken]

Small pumpkin = Minnie Squash

Baldy = Archibald Y-Fronts

[Snoop Puss]

Mine's Snoop Pussy Puss

VC is Victoria Cross?

[rary]

^^^^^^Well that's better than what I was thinking
and before you think it's anything bad, it's Very Compelling
Well that's the nice one

[rary]

And of course my own is raryfied

[quanglewangle]

I am slightly reluctant to reveal my full name in case witches use it in spells against me, but since I am told that Internet is private I can tell you it is Quangle Wangle Quee.
See https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poe...le-wangles-hat

[mcdood]

Babru could be the former baseball star Babe Ruth

[mcdood]

looking through some of the posts on here for others to try and just realised I've always read greenishfing as greenfishing

[mcdood]

and toomanytommytoes is always tommy tomatoes

Must get to specsavers

[nickdub]

Now come on Vegetable Chicken-Little, this is just nonsense comparable to your "the sky fell on my head" story, isn't it ?

[veggiechicken]

Nickers Dublegusset^^

[quanglewangle]

looking through some of the posts on here for others to try and just realised I've always read greenishfing as greenfishing

Me too. I couldn't believe it until I checked in the forum member list. Don't count on me for reliable evidence.

[quanglewangle]

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