Corona Cavern

[veggiechicken]

Went to see my Mum with a big cardboard box over my head, with a slit to see through. It worked well until I walked into a chair.
Made her laugh.

[broadway]

went to see my mum with a big cardboard box over my head, with a slit to see through. It worked well until i walked into a chair.
Made her laugh.:d

Brilliant

[SarrissUK]

I have been to buy a car. Before you have a go at me - I walked there with my dog, he had prepared the car and wiped it down before I got there and stayed at a distance while I was looking through it. We haggled, he got bargained down a little, he wrote out the paperwork and set up the card machine, wiped it, then took several steps back, I entered details and signed with my own pen. No contact, no other customers and I walked home. Tomorrow he will have the car ready for me, wiped down with all the paperwork in the glove compartment and all the keys and off I go.

I needed desperately to buy one as I might need it for work in the coming weeks and my van just isn't up to the task anymore.

Now cheers - the vodka is poured and I'm working on my assignment for the rest of the evening

[greenishfing]

Went to see my Mum with a big cardboard box over my head, with a slit to see through. It worked well until I walked into a chair.
Made her laugh.

If I did that some of my relatives they would think I was having a go at them. At the moment I am classed as a "bossy fascist" by some. Others are being sensible but think I am being a " loony leftie" because I am advocating helping everyone that needs it. I have no political ties at all. I just want everyone that can to survive this.
A bottle of wine please. NOW!!!!

[veggiechicken]

My Mum called me a "Silly A*se".
I cut her hair the other day, using the technique I use on the dogs - grab a lump of hair and cut it off!! Left a note for her Carers asking them not to laugh at her hair. Apparently they told her that it suited her in that style.
She still doesn't know what it looks like..

[burnie]

I have always had my hair on the long side, I went 25 years without a hair cut, so I was due to go out for a posh meal with some equipment suppliers(a bit of bribery I think it was). SWMBO said you can't go out with hair like that, so she cut the back shorter. Meal went fine, no comments on my hair, but I decided it was time to go to the hairdressers, young lass has a look and says "we don't see many men in here with a Bob cut". Needless to say she's not been allowed anywhere near my hair since.

[veggiechicken]

You men are so vain!!
I don't care what my hair looks like as I don't have to look at it. I'll probably take the dog scissors to it soon since I won't be seeing many people for the next few weeks - exceot my Mum and she laughs at me whatever I do.

[lottie dolly]

Mine is lucky,i have always done his,but mine will have to grow,if i cannot get it under control,i will just have to chop it myself,i used to do it a long time ago,so now it would have to be a designer cut when i done,that reminds me,hope i can still get a colour for it,or i will look like a grey tangle of wire wool,i somehow do not think it will trend,only on the young wanting to impress heheheehehe

[greenishfing]

Not worried about our hair. We were booked for a cut today. I'd already cancelled. Who is going to see it. I tried to get this point of view over to a relative. Not working. Aaaaarrgggghhhh!!!! Why can't oldies (in particular) accept it is in their best interests to just stay at home.

[veggiechicken]

[lottie dolly]

Aaaaarrgggghhhh!!!! Why can't oldies (in particular) accept it is in their best interests to just stay at home.

I do heheheheeh

[greenishfing]

I do heheheheeh

Most do, but some just seem to think that they are invulnerable.

When this is over I will be a pariah!

[PyreneesPlot]

Thank goodness Mr PP & I have been cutting each other's hair for donkeys years. I get to do the easy No.2 all over while he has the challenge of blending No.2 & 4 - and then I just stick it under a hat anyway

[Jay22]

Silver lining of chemo during all this...no hair to worry about!!

[Snadger]

I can't remember when I last had a haircut? !0 maybe 15 years ago. I usually have a topknot or a ponytail.