Volunteers Needed To Keep Trousers Smiling Please

[bubblewrap]

I just asked OH what is "tidy up". He said "huh? what you talking about woman, get back in the kitchen"

Tidy up? we just rearrange the dust and move things round!

[bubblewrap]

I went to the Quintin Crisp school of cleaning.

[Two_Sheds]

Yeah. the dirt gets no worse after 4 years !

[bubblewrap]

Yeah. the dirt gets no worse after 4 years !

Trouble is I think my dust breeds?

[Headfry]

How is Wellie this morning?
Trousers....FEED THE CAT! (clean bowl please....I saw you )

[Two_Sheds]

Trousers, my OH has gone to work and left the dishes sitting in cold greasy water ... could you pop round and sort it out, thanks.

[Flummery]

Good Morning Vietnam! (Sorry, Holly Cottage!)
Tote that barge, lift that bale!
Cat fed yet?

OK, off you go and give her all our love.

Aunty Flum

[Winged one]

And don't forget the lemoncello bottles.

I hope Trousers, Wellie and the cat have all passed a peaceful night.

[roitelet]

Best of luck Wellie, hope you will soon be fit and well.

The potato patch needs digging over.

Did you hear Trousers? Don't forget the Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mandyballantyne]

Hi Trousers,

How are you doing, please remember to feed the cat again tonight and tomorrow. Don't forget the bin either!

Send our love to Wellie, Mandy

[moggssue]

Wellie - hope you are well on the way to a very speedy and painfree recovery, thoughts are with you and all my best wishes.
Trousers - hope the empties are in the bin, food is in the cat, water in the herbs and NO frost in the greenhouses or tender veggies!! And dont forget the flowers .......
More seriously, hope you're coping okay, it's very hard being the one at home wondering how the OH is getting on - we're here for you.
Wellie, I dont think it's possible for you to have a permanent s of h transplant, I doubt it will be successful, but good luck with it all anyway.

[SueA]

once ive cleaned the oven, washed the floors,washed ,ironed,put away,
re painted the cottage top to bottom i will have breakfast and then go and see the old girl.

You forgot to feed & cuddle the cat Trousers!

Hope Wellie is doing O.K. & not in too much pain, lots of love to you both.

[pigletwillie]

BC the cat is a complete git, Trousers, dont feed the cat!!!!!

[trousers]

ballcocks i forgot the sodding lemon cello, thanks winged one, Wellie is doing great guns and sence of humour bye pass is off to the lab to be tickled into submission..while i was away the cat brught all her mates in for awild party ,feathers every where.wellie has begun her knitting of piglets borat thong as she is bored sh#tless, was introuble with a non english speaking nurse last night for trying to sit up,gave as good back though,dont you just love em!!!. ive left her in peace for today as the nice surgeon has said her feeling this good is maybe the calm before the storm,and im fussing like an lold women, so say. so its raid the freezer time for a cracking dinner,abootle of red and some sport on the box, will update later.

[mandyballantyne]

Glad to hear you are surving there.

The cat is just reminding you she wants fed

Now give the lemon chello a shake, water everything and feed the cat while your dinner is on.

Glad to hear Wellie is fine, Mandy

P.S. Put the bin out tonight, you will forget in the morning after the vino