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    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
    well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
    the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

    Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
    well needed to be covered up anyway;
    it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbours to come over and
    help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
    to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
    donkey realized what was happening and cried
    horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
    quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
    looked down the well. He was astonished at what
    he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
    back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
    He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
    dirt on top of the animal, he ! would shake it
    off and take a step up.

    Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
    stepped up over the edge of the well and
    happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
    of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
    is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
    our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
    of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
    never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

    Live simply and appreciate what you have.
    Give more.

    Expect less

    NOW ............
    Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back,
    and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
    The gash from the bite got infected and
    the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
    When you do something wrong, and try to cover
    your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


    What would Vedder do?

  • #2
    Hey wayne, thats a great story. Really love it , and its so true.

    And when your back stops aching,
    And your hands begin to harden.
    You will find yourself a partner,
    In the glory of the garden.

    Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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    • #3
      What a truth!! Will pass it on to family and friends if you don't mind.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Polly Fouracre View Post
        What a truth!! Will pass it on to family and friends if you don't mind.
        Hey, it's public property now...

        Besides, I simply forwarded it from an email I was sent today.
        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

        Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


        What would Vedder do?

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        • #5
          Really true that! Enjoyed it!

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          • #6
            Loved it! thanks HW

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            • #7
              Fab. Just what I needed. Cheers HeyWayne!

              Dwell simply ~ love richly

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              • #8
                Reminds me of the story of the bird:

                Flying along in a cold wind, it's wings freeze and it falls to earth.
                Fortunately it lands in a steaming cowpat in a farmyard.
                Soon it's wings thaw and it starts to chirp.
                The farm cat hears, comes over and gobbles it up.

                Moral: Landing in the **** is not always a bad thing and if you're warm & comfortable, no need to go shouting about it.

                (Or something like that - apologies if I've mangled it)
                http://www.greenlung.blogspot.com
                http://www.myspace.com/rolandfrompoland

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                • #9
                  and the sage said "smile and be happy, things could be worse"
                  So I smiled and was happy and behold, THINGS DID GET WORSE!
                  I you'st to have a handle on the world .. but it BROKE!!

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for the laugh - and welcome back to Wellie!
                    Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                    www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                    • #11
                      that's a good one!!!! going to send it to a few of my friends!

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                      • #12
                        I'm always in the **** it's just the depth that differs.

                        The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                        Brian Clough

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