Signs you're obsessed with your new allotment...

[Nicos]

51. You consider eating the weeds ( having looked them up first in a wild garden sort of cookery book!!)

[bubblewrap]

# 5,000 Over estimating how many reasons you need to go down the lottie

[carlseawolf]

you buy toilet / kitchen roll for the size of the roll in the middle not the quality of the paper

[Dobby]

you buy a camra phone just so you can take pickies of your veg
then proudly show anyone that will look and say I grow thar from seed

[Paulottie]

#55....?.....You get a SECOND plot (not including the bit of the garden you use as well)

#56. You actually think you can justify it to the OH.

[pigletwillie]

57 # mmm, you take on 3.5 plots and THEN try and justify it to the OH

[seasprout]

58 # You start voting on 'Plot Idol'

[Seahorse]

#59 Even though you haven't even cleared and planted your first plot, you clock that there's spare land next to you that isn't even designated as a plot and wonder how far you could creep into it before anyone asks what you're up to...

Claire

[Winged one]

#60 You get the seed catalogues sent to the office as that is where you will have most "downtime" to check them out properly

[lainey lou]

#61 your kids start refusing to be seen out with you, cause everywhere you go you take a bag to collect leaves.

[TonyF]

62. You log into the gardening online Forums and start searching for a thread called .......

"Signs you're obsessed with your new allotment..."

to work out or make sure they still apply to you.

[Snadger]

63* You start looking on eBay for a landrover pickup so you can source your own materials, including a pile of steaming tat once a year, straw bales and as much wood as you can scrounge from skips or elsewhere for your wood burning stove! (the scenario's are endless!!!!)
You can also leave the scruffy wreck (landrover) at the allotment gates without fear of anyone stealling it, as they would do serious damage to there street cred driving around in it

[carlseawolf]

64 ; you think £30 for a bottle of perfum or aftershave for your other half is expensive but £60 for a fork is reasonable !

[lainey lou]

65, If someone spent £30 on a bottle of perfume for you you'd be upset cause you'd rather have had, - several bags of compost
- a new wheel barrow
- some fruit bushes
- any number of items from the garden centre/ seed catologues

[Mrs Dobby]

66 You look upon your windowsills as a great place for seedlings, and the neighbours see so much growing stuff in your windows that they ring the police thinking you have a cannabis factory in your house!