Signs you're obsessed with your new allotment...

[Two_Sheds]

#29. you go round the offices at work picking anything compostable out of the bins

# 30. your OH won't take you to Tesco's anymore because you exclaim loudly "50p for one sweetcorn? Put it back!"

#31. OH won't take you to Poundshops because you come back with forty quid of useful rubbish for the shed/allotment

#32 you eat veg that you'd send back in a restaurant, because you grew it, so you're darn well going to eat it.

[Flummery]

#30 Your shed's tidier than your living room.
#31 Your family look decidedly unimpressed when you ask for big sacks of compost for Christmas. (Especially when you DO want them wrapped in Chrismas paper with a bow on!)

[Flummery]

All posting in excitement at the same time - numbers now up the creek!

[mandyballantyne]

35: You spend all winter thinking about spring

36: You spend Jan/feb thinking can I start now, PLEASE!

[mandyballantyne]

Hi Flummery,

I have changed mine now, don't want to upset the flow!

Mandy

[Nicos]

37. You just know you need more land

38. When you look longingly at all the fruit tree and shrubs on offer and wonder where you could squeeze in a few more .

[JanieB]

#39. Your OH asks what you want for your birthday (expecting "perfume", "necklace") and you ask for tomato plants and growbags.
#40. You scour "Freecycle" for free greenhouses/sheds etc and spend three days in searing heat taking it down and transporting it, and three days in pouring rain re-mantling it.

[everdream78]

#41 your OH offers to buy you a tent because you spend more time outside than in

[Headfry]

#42 you don't notice the dirt under your nails...anyway it will stop tomorrows dirt from getting under there!

[Nicos]

43. When your car looks dirtier on the inside than the outside

[carlseawolf]

44 when you spend 3 days choosing a new fork but 5 minutes on a aniversary present

[seasprout]

45 # you have so far agreed with the other 44 points.

[pigletwillie]

46 # when you buy a roof rack for your car so that you can ferry pallets to the plot
47 # when you change your car for an estate so that you can fit lots of plants or bags of compost in.

48 # and get a towbar fitted to cart manure about.

[JennieAtkinson]

#47 When the local horses pass by and pray they are going to have a poo and get everything ready to run out and get it in fast!

[momol]

You no longer see manure as yucky thing but gold dust and you even enjoy the smell ( or at least don't mind about it ).

The gardening things is somehow your most often dreams.

You no longer has phobic to worms and start to take them as your friend...

Momol