How many to change a lightbulb

[Carl]

I particularlarly like these jokes, here's a few, please add more

Cheers

Carl





How many Allotmenteers does it take to change a lightbulb - 6, one to change it, 5 to tell you you've changed it at the wrong time of year


How many Allotmenteers does it take to change a lightbulb - 6, one to change it, 5 to tell you you've got the light fixing in the wrong place


How many Mucisians does it take to change a lightbulb - 6, one to change it, 5 to say "I can do that, only faster!"


How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb - one, but it's really got to want to change


How many Rock Drummers does it take to change a lightbulb - none, we have machines that do it better now


How many Social Workers does it take to change a lightbulb - 6, one to change it, 5 to form a study group and document its progress

[scarey55]

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb - None, it's a hardware problem

[rustylady]

Real version - how many female workers does it take to change a lightbulb? 3 - One to do the work, one to watch, and one to pick up the screws the lightbulb changer dropped from the safety cover.

[beefy]

Carl there is a jokes thread maybe you could add your jokes there?

Heres a link to it --http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ead.php?t=4069

It keeps all the jokes together .

[wellie]

Why does it take 6 women with PMT to change a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK ?!!!!

[murray]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? -A fish. Laugh? I nearly started.

[bubblewrap]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? -A fish. Laugh? I nearly started.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a surrealist ...............................A wobbly clock?

[NOG]

How many Lesbians does it take to change a light bulb.

4.

1 to change it

and

3 to tell her she did it better than a man could have.

[NOG]

Just to balance it out.

How many camp gay men does it take.

4

1 to change it and

3 to go..."OOOOOOW" when they turn it on.