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  • The snorer....

    I saw this and thought of you!!.....

    The guys were on a hunting trip. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Ryan because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept in Ryan's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Ryan snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man,
    what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Ryan shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly, ex-rugby player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested.
    "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened? How did you get a good night's sleep?"

    He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Ryan into bed, pinched him on the arse and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night."
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    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France

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    Think I coud try that tactic some time

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    • #3
      Good one Nicos!
      ~
      Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
      ~ Mary Kay Ash

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      • #4
        Trousers Darling. Read this and be very scared. I have friends you know....

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        • #5
          [QUOTE=Nicos;144301]I saw this and thought of you!!.....
          He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Ryan into bed, pinched him on the arse and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night."

          I try that with Madderbat .............But with a different result!
          The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
          Brian Clough

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          • #6
            [QUOTE=bubblewrap;144514]
            Originally posted by Nicos View Post
            I saw this and thought of you!!.....
            He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Ryan into bed, pinched him on the arse and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night."

            I try that with Madderbat .............But with a different result!
            Ah- but does she snore???
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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