Nicole Kidman - my wife.

[HeyWayne]

Watching the BBC news this morning and they showed a clip from the new film The Golden Compass.

The clip showed Nicole Kidman and a little girl in some form of tower looking out over some vista of a city or something (I'm a little bit hazy that time of the morning). The little girl then said something like "what's that Mrs Coulter?".

Very bad casting, Nicole Kidman looks nothing like Mrs Coulter!

[Flummery]

Having read the books Wayne, I certainly hope Mrs Coulter is nothing like the character either. Scarily saccharine-sweet nasty. I'm sure that's NOT Mrs HW!

[HeyWayne]

Having read the books Wayne, I certainly hope Mrs Coulter is nothing like the character either. Scarily saccharine-sweet nasty. I'm sure that's NOT Mrs HW!

Maybe the casting's better than I thought.....

[Flummery]

She's not a member of the vine, evidently!

[HeyWayne]

She's not a member of the vine, evidently!

[SueA]

You'd be just about the right height for Nicole Kidman Wayne, all her other hubbies have been tiny!

[HeyWayne]

You'd be just about the right height for Nicole Kidman Wayne, all her other hubbies have been tiny!

Where I excell in the height department, I fall behind Tom in the looks department.

My Mrs C is slightly taller than Nicole too at 5ft 11 - perfect.

[Seahorse]

I fall behind Tom in the looks department.

Oh, I seriously doubt that HW! The man has entirely too many teeth!

Claire