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  • #16
    A picture paints a thousand words (or something like that!)
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    I you'st to have a handle on the world .. but it BROKE!!

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    • #17
      Three Wise Women would have:
      1. Asked the way
      2. Arrived on time
      3. Brought useful presents

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      • #18
        Originally posted by rustylady View Post
        Three Wise Women would have:
        1. Asked the way
        2. Arrived on time
        3. Brought useful presents
        Actually:

        1. Spent so long shopping for gifts that they were too tired to go that day.

        2. Spent so long the next day deciding what to wear for such an important event they had to postpone setting out that day as it was dark and they couldn't drive at night.

        3. When they finally set out two days late they then got lost so often they never did find their way there.
        Always thank people who have helped you immediately, as they may not be around to thank later.
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        • #19
          Oh dear! Anorak mode. Does that deck have six 12" records before the EP? .
          "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
          "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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          • #20
            Peter are you speaking of women you have heard about and wish you could have met in order to get your own way?
            or
            1, didnt notice your girl left for the week even though she told you and left msg's with family to feed you, only realized when the dirty washing on your side of the bed got so big you could no longer leave the room.
            2, O.K, they were fishing for complements but as none were forthe coming went to the ritz with some girl friends gave you some lame shopping girl excuse and you ran away for 3 days.
            3. we are all in on the fact we can pass any 11 month old baby off as new born, and only do so to spare your feelings.
            Yo an' Bob
            Walk lightly on the earth
            take only what you need
            give all you can
            and your produce will be bountifull

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