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  • #31
    Proof of Rusty Lady's point about spell checkers

    I have a spelling checker.
    It came with my pea sea.
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

    Eye ran this poem threw it,
    Your sure reel glad two no.
    Its vary polished in it's weigh.
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a bless sing,
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when I rime.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen
    eye trussed too bee a joule.
    The checker pours o'er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
    spelling mite decline,
    And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
    We wood bee maid too wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flair,
    Their are no fault's with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a ware.

    Now spelling does knot phase me,
    It does knot bring a tier.
    My pay purrs awl due glad den
    With wrapped word's fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should be proud,
    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

    Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
    Such soft wear four pea seas,
    And why eye brake in two averse
    Buy righting too pleas.

    -- Sauce Unknown
    It's not the growing old I mind but the growing stupid with it!

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    • #32
      Oh well done Grandpadragon. Thats great!
      ~
      Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
      ~ Mary Kay Ash

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      • #33
        Absotitly Grandpadragon....
        and what you said Bubble, you can have amazing fun with typos too....

        When I worked for an Advertising Agency Donkey's Years ago, in one of the Reports I was typing for a New Business Pitch, instead of tryping something about the Radio 4 Programme TODAY, I mistyped it as TOADY..... Client not best pleased, nor was Boss!!
        and then
        On the 'Season to Taste' section of this forum, about a year ago, one of the moderators politely pointed out to me that in the ingredients list I'd typed 150g of 'Bu@@er' instead of 'Butter', which, not only resulted in a computer screen here at Holly Cottage being sprayed with Pinot Grigio, but it made me laugh so much, I nearly wet myself as well?....!

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        • #34
          just received back a financial report I did for a client - how the hellybub can I turn petty cash into petting cash AND not notice

          pass the pinot grigio Wellies hun
          aka
          Suzie

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          • #35
            Two( or is it too or to) other words you can have fun with Tongs & Tongues.
            Pick or Lick the bones out of that!
            Last edited by bubblewrap; 13-12-2007, 08:05 AM.
            The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
            Brian Clough

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            • #36
              Originally posted by wellie View Post
              Absotitly Grandpadragon....
              and what you said Bubble, you can have amazing fun with typos too....

              I nearly wet myself as well?....!
              I was going to ask what you wet but both words (1 vowel different)are rude but they begin with the letter "K"
              The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
              Brian Clough

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              • #37
                Knickers, knackers or knockers!

                Oooops!

                Zebedee
                "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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                • #38
                  I once typed an envelope to send off a cheque to Northern Dairies as 'Northern Daisies' - don't think they'd have been impressed!
                  Last edited by Flummery; 13-12-2007, 09:03 AM. Reason: TWO typos! I'm tired! Out last night.
                  Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                  www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                  • #39
                    Wellie's sent me note with 'sweetart' on, which I am not sure was absolutely accidental......but which she blamed on having 'posh nails on' at the time....

                    Hmmm!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Hazel at the Hill View Post
                      having 'posh nails on' at the time....
                      I think we should give her that one
                      aka
                      Suzie

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                      • #41
                        Thanks Sweetart!

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                        • #42
                          Be thankful you're not a sweatart...
                          A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

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                          Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                          What would Vedder do?

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                          • #43
                            Here's another Madderbat wanted to make some pastry and asked me to go to the shop & by sum plane flower.
                            The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                            Brian Clough

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