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  • A wine thought!

    To those who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

  • #2
    Well, CHEERS Helly!!

    ROFLMAO

    Looking forward to many more such Public service broadcasts
    A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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    • #3
      However, the more wine I drink, the more sh*t I talk, I've found. What a connundrum eh?
      Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

      www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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      • #4
        Thanks Helly, that's a good excuse. Best not tell O.H. though, he's drinking lots of water as he's trying to lose weight, don't want him switching to wine!
        Into every life a little rain must fall.

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        • #5
          Ha, see, I KNEW I was doing the right thing buying all that wine in for christmas!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Helly!"
          Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

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          • #6
            I knew wine was good for you! Thanks for confirming it.

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            • #7
              That's why Gin, or 'Mothers Ruin' as it was known was so popular in the Victorian era.................If you drank Gin you didn't get sick, apart from becoming an alcoholic!

              If you drank the water available to you in the Cities, you'd probably die!
              My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
              to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

              Diversify & prosper


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              • #8
                I'll drink to that!


                WATER fishes make love in it!
                Last edited by bubblewrap; 04-01-2008, 07:09 PM.
                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                Brian Clough

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Snadger View Post
                  That's why Gin, or 'Mothers Ruin' as it was known was so popular in the Victorian era.................If you drank Gin you didn't get sick, apart from becoming an alcoholic!
                  My Grandma always used to swear by Gin for the bladder - hasn't done me any harm yet Trouble is, it always makes me cry Boo Hoo!
                  A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                  • #10
                    CH3CH2OH ...Don't look very interesting does it?
                    Sooner see it as Beer Vodka & the like
                    The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                    Brian Clough

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Flummery View Post
                      However, the more wine I drink, the more sh*t I talk, I've found. What a connundrum eh?
                      I have that problem too!!
                      Kirsty b xx

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bubblewrap View Post
                        WATER fishes make love in it!
                        And they don't get out to go to the toilet!
                        Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                        www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                        • #13
                          And people buy it in plastic bottles from Tesco as its purer

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pigletwillie View Post
                            And people buy it in plastic bottles from Tesco as its purer
                            What wine?
                            To see a world in a grain of sand
                            And a heaven in a wild flower

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