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    I often receive emails from international companies wishing to do business with us, and the translations often make me chuckle.

    Thought I'd share this mornings offering (this is just copied and pasted - no alterations):

    Dear Sir&Madam:
    We’re glad to know your company's name and address from net.And your company is so impressive on me.Then I’m very happy to share with you about our company. and I ask you that let me introduce ourselves first as follows:

    Our company’s name is Shern Horn.We’re a professional manufacturer and exporter about hardware in south of Taiwan.We produce various of products like self drilling screws,self tapping,furniture screws,machine screws,high/low thread screws,type b cone point screws,flange bolts or others special hardware what you want.

    We have 13 years experiences to do a good business relationship with a lot of company,also keep improving our ablility and to get many certificate like ISO 9001.ANd We are a good teawork and enjoy our work in our company. Our goal is that we would offer the best price,good quality and excellent service to our customers.
    If you’re interested in our product and I hope that you could give you and I a chance to be a friend.I trust you would not regret to do a business with us.And if you have any question or want to know deeply about our product,you could contact us any time you wanted.We’re also welcome you to visit our company.

    I’m appreciated that you’re reading and look forward to hearing from you soon.

    Sincerely,


    Bonnie Huang
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


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    Reminds me of a small notice stuck on the side of a bit of IT hardware Mr Flum had in his office a few years ago. It was also Taiwanese. It said

    "Warning. Warranty not valid if this seal bloken."
    Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

    www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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    • #3
      That's a really sweet email Wayne! Are you going to go to Taiwan so you can 'learn deeply' about their products?
      Into every life a little rain must fall.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SueA View Post
        That's a really sweet email Wayne! Are you going to go to Taiwan so you can 'learn deeply' about their products?
        I was considering visiting to witness their "teawork" first hand.
        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

        Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


        What would Vedder do?

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