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......Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas. We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle ?
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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become. -
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ROFLMAO - d'ya'know it took me a while to get that
no, really - it did
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If you've never read it, get hold of "The Queen and I" by Sue Townsend (Adrian Mole author)
It's a bit out of date now seeing as some of the royal family have shuffled off this mortal coil but basically...
The Royal family get sacked by a Socialist government and sent to live on a council estate
Get it, read it, and then try to get the image of the Queen down the dole office out of your head hahahahahaha
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That was great Lainey Lou, you got me going there all the way to the end. Loved it.A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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He He...
Great. I really had to think about where that was going.
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Brilliant - I didn't twig at all till the last line!
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home."Comment
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Brilliant Posted on two other forums I am a member of & to two of our Labour councilors. Thank you for the laugh!Last edited by pigletwillie; 25-01-2008, 09:38 AM.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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Got me going there too! Excellent
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That get's my vote for "joke of the month"! Well done lass, priceless.
A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/
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What would Vedder do?Comment
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Srent to Planet Rock (Ricks Place) May be read out Saturday morning.
Planet Rock, the UK's Classic Rock DAB Digital Radio Station.Last edited by bubblewrap; 25-01-2008, 09:21 AM.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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fab, i was starting to feel really sorry for you til the penny droppedThe love of gardening is a seed once sown never dies ...Comment
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Brilliant! Really had me going there...
We are each of us, a multitude... within us is a little universe... Dr Carl SaganComment
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Had me going til the end too - brilliant Lainy!!!
Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance
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Love it. What about adding "none of them have ever done a day's work, and all their money comes straight from the state"? I'll be on a list now for sure...Resistance is fertileComment
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