Shirlthegirl birthday

[shirlthegirl43]

Does straw improve the Pinot? and please explain the game of snowmen

[Seahorse]

Well, I'm already a good way through my bottle of grog are we all going to put our handbags on the floor and boogie on down in our white stilettos?

[Seahorse]

Does straw improve the Pinot?

I doubt it Shirl but in my disreputable youth, I did find a straw improved the 'zing' of even the most ropey old booze (cos you take in less oxygen, lol!).

[shirlthegirl43]

Well, I'm already a good way through my bottle of grog are we all going to put our handbags on the floor and boogie on down in our white stilettos?

Nah - bung the handbags on the coat rack (make sure you wrote your name in them so I know whose is which) and mind you don't skid on the oak floor with the high heels. Got the Seeburg jukebox playing just now so don't forget to nudge one of the kids if you need a quarter for it.

[smallblueplanet]

Well, I'm already a good way through my bottle of grog, are we all going to put our handbags on the floor and boogie on down in our white stilettos?

My god! You are kidding aren't you - the fancy dress is next door!

Anyway I'm a cr@p dancer!

[shirlthegirl43]

I doubt it Shirl but in my disreputable youth, I did find a straw improved the 'zing' of even the most ropey old booze (cos you take in less oxygen, lol!).

Yup, I remember drinking cider from the bottle through a straw on the way home from Badminton horse trials!!!! Didn't work - must have been really cheap cider!

[shirlthegirl43]

My god! You are kidding aren't you - the fancy dress is next door!

Anyway I'm a cr@p dancer!

Nobody will notice - we have low energy lightbulbs

[scarey55]

Well, I'm already a good way through my bottle of grog are we all going to put our handbags on the floor and boogie on down in our white stilettos?

Hey folks,
opened a bottle of home made 'spechaly for your birthday Shirls. I was going to say get the 70's disco music going but I'm guessing all Shirl's Wurlitzers (sp?) have 50's and 60's on so.... bobby sox and flared skirts the order of the day.
Cheers, prost, yamas, and sante

[smallblueplanet]

Nobody will notice - we have low energy lightbulbs

Harrumph, its a party I'll make sure they notice!

[wellie]

OK, forget the Straw - it just makes the Pinot GO further, but I was just joking? and the Snowman Game - it's not a game for adults.
It revolves around a toy snowman's head on the end of a piece of string, which is attached to a long plastic wand that a human holds (in order not to get fingies ripped to shreds by cat).

Human teases cat by pulling Snowman head via wand and string along carpet.
Cat stalks and jumps on Snowman and beats the living wosit out of it.
It tires cat out. Cat sleeps on the sofa for hours on end, and Trousers and Wellie have Peace & Quiet long enough to eat supper, watch telly etc.
I'll give you a demonstration next Saturday Honey!
X

[shirlthegirl43]

Scarey, there is the odd bit of 70's (I am a huge Marc Bolan fan).

Wellie, sounds similar to T Rex chasing my knitting needles!!! I have had sore elbows more than once from him missing the needle and spiking me instead!

[wellie]

Hey Scarey Clarey! Want a Boogy Angel?

[wellie]

Oh.... I Luv to Boogie. T-Rex... My Fave. I'll get that on the CD for when you arrive next Saturday Shirl!

[bubblewrap]

Is the Juke Box plugged in I fancy a bit of music?

[shirlthegirl43]

Oh.... I Luv to Boogie. T-Rex... My Fave. I'll get that on the CD for when you arrive next Saturday Shirl!

That is the one I still need on 7" vinyl for the jukebox, have it on CD but dunno how to work the blooming gadget that plays them