Oh Bottoms.... Why Didn't I Check The Radiator First???

[Shortie]

Yes I guess I always do feel much more comfy in other people's "lived in" houses. I just feel so feel really embarrassed when anyone comes round to ours. Mind you, it can't put people off, they're always dropping round

So, in a mass tidy before Rob came round (to, as it turns out rewrite a whole bloomin' contract for him!) a neighbour 2 doors down popped in to riffle through my flower seeds.I completely don't mind, except it meant I got nothing tidied

Ho hum.... at least when I'm back at work we won't be home most of the day to make it messy

[shirlthegirl43]

Ho hum.... at least when I'm back at work we won't be home most of the day to make it messy

Good luck on that one - I always found it just got messy quicker

[Shortie]

Lol, yes I think you're right there... was a bit naive of me!

[shirlthegirl43]

And I hate to be the one to tell you it doesn't seem to get tidier as the kids grow up either - they just leave bigger shoes lying in the way!

[bubblewrap]

And I hate to be the one to tell you it doesn't seem to get tidier as the kids grow up either - they just leave bigger shoes lying in the way!

Yes we know our No1 son takes a size 12

[HeyWayne]

Sorry, I'm still chuckling at "oh bottoms" - that's great!

[starwatcher]

and then when you think they have gone they turn up with grankids so its goes on forever

[HeyWayne]

Painting a great picture for someone thinking about considering the possibility of maybe having children.

[bubblewrap]

When I married Madderbat the lad came as an "extra" can't moan he's a good lad & he's good with pooters. (Buy one get one free)

[HeyWayne]

When I married Madderbat the lad came as an "extra" can't moan he's a good lad & he's good with pooters. (Buy one get one free)

oh, bogof.

[Shortie]

Sorry, I'm still chuckling at "oh bottoms" - that's great!

If I'd posted my original title, I would have had to edit myself and may give myself an infraction

I can laugh about it now though

[Tracey]

Heaven help me when I go back to work in 2 weeks time and have to get myself, and 2 children out the front door by 7.30am

Hi Shortie,

You should find if you and the kids aren't in the house most of the day, you'll have less time to mess it up.

Tracey

[bubblewrap]

Hi Shortie,

You should find if you and the kids aren't in the house most of the day, you'll have less time to mess it up.

Tracey

Or buy a tent & live in the garden

[Shortie]

Or buy a tent & live in the garden

Oooo now I like that idea.... the house would be much tidier if the kids lived in a tent in the garden

[bubblewrap]

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