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this made me chuckle,
two London business men were sitting down for a break in there soon to be opened new store as yet the store was not ready with only a few shelves set up .one said to the other "i bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by put his face to the window and ask what we are selling"
no sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a curious yorkshireman walked to the window had a peek and in broad Yorkshire accent asked "whats theee selling ere"
one of the men replied sarcastically" were selling "arse holes"
without skipping a beat the yorkshireman said "thas doing well only two left
the moral ---- don't mess with Yorkshire men
two London business men were sitting down for a break in there soon to be opened new store as yet the store was not ready with only a few shelves set up .one said to the other "i bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by put his face to the window and ask what we are selling"
no sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a curious yorkshireman walked to the window had a peek and in broad Yorkshire accent asked "whats theee selling ere"
one of the men replied sarcastically" were selling "arse holes"
without skipping a beat the yorkshireman said "thas doing well only two left
the moral ---- don't mess with Yorkshire men
made me giggle 
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