No more housework

[jacob marley]

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1 Open new file on your pc.
2 Name it housework.
3 Send it to RECYCLE BIN.
4 Emty RECYCLE BIN.
5 Your pc will ask do
want to delete housework permanently?.
6 Calmly answer !YES!and press mouse button firmly.
7 Feel better ?? works for me!

[bubblewrap]

As I've mentioned before I'm from the Quentin Crisp school of cleaning.
After four years the dust gets no deeper.

[Dobby]

My reson is there is no time for house work now got to go down the plot house work should only be done in December and January
when the plot is at rest

[yoanbob]

Im with you Dobby.

[wellie]

Housework is only for when there's nothing else to do, and unfortunately I've ALWAYS got something else to do!

[gardenplot]

House work is saved for rainy days, a quick tidy round till then

[Two_Sheds]

ha !
when I met OH I was so impressed at how clean the house was, for a single bloke. Excellent, a reconstructed modern male, I thought. Hang onto this one!

One day I looked for a loo brush (none) and loo cleaner (none). I asked him how he cleaned the toilet, and he replied "I don't".
Turned out, he got his mum round once a week to do all his housework and laundry!

[Hans Mum]

My reson is there is no time for house work now got to go down the plot house work should only be done in December and January
when the plot is at rest

i'm with you Dobby unless MIL is due a visit