Male revenge

[bobleponge]

I have just received this by email and thought I would post it after some of the jokes I have recently seen on here.

Young Johny is going to his first wedding so is doing some research beforehand. He sees something a bit puzzling so asks advice.
"Mum, why do all brides wear white?" Mum thinks for a second and replies,
"It signifies that the bride is pure, darling."
Johny then sees dad and asks,"
"Dad, why do all brides wear white?"
Dad replies, quick as a flash, "Son, all household appliances come in white!"

Made me laugh anyway.

[SarzWix]

Oooooh, cheeky!

[skegblade]

Thanks for the laugh bobleponge

Phil

[shirlthegirl43]

Very good, thanks for the chuckle!!

[starwatcher]

good one bob, best not show it to me household appliance or else i'll be on jankers for months

[Shortie]

Oooo cheeky!! Love it!

I'm always told I have size 3 feet so that I can get closer to the sink

[HeyWayne]

I like it!

[ugly gourd]

Oooo cheeky!! Love it!

I'm always told I have size 3 feet so that I can get closer to the sink

Ive got size 8 feet maybe thats why the washing up never get done in our house !!!

[Shortie]

Ive got size 8 feet maybe thats why the washing up never get done in our house !!!

OH had better not see that... he may use it for the perfect excuse not to do any

[gardenplot]

Oooooh, very cheeky! but funny