Isn't it annoying...

[HeyWayne]

sitting around waiting for the gas dude!

Supposed to be here between 8-1pm. *looks at watch*.

A whole day wasted! Grrr British Gas - you've always been good in the past!

[Nicos]

I'm waiting for the garage to say my car is ready for collecting! Ho-hum....

[HeyWayne]

I'm waiting for the garage to say my car is ready for collecting! Ho-hum....

I'll race ya!

[Nicos]

Oky docky...



How on earth do you spell that!!!?

[bubblewrap]

sitting around waiting for the gas dude!

Supposed to be here between 8-1pm. *looks at watch*.

A whole day wasted! Grrr British Gas - you've always been good in the past!

GMT or BST?
Or Greek may be time?

[SarzWix]

I was waiting for Npower to change the electrickery meter, they were supposed to be here between 12 & 4pm, got here at 12.10. Well impressed!
The garage on the other hand, I have been waiting for them to ring about fitting my new bumper for 4 weeks... Can't get me tailgate open until it's sorted

[HeyWayne]

GMT or BST?
Or Greek may be time?

HWT! ...

[SarzWix]

Oky docky...

How on earth do you spell that!!!?

"Okey dokey" ?

[Nicos]

And have you had to leave the heating off so they can do whatever they need to do to the boiler??
Bet Piskie could give you some ideas on how to keep warm

[bubblewrap]

"Okey dokey" ?

Don Quixote.

[Nicos]

"Okey dokey" ?

Hmmm- that looks more like it!

[HeyWayne]

And have you had to leave the heating off so they can do whatever they need to do to the boiler??
Bet Piskie could give you some ideas on how to keep warm

No instruction to leave it off!

[HeyWayne]

Piskie has worn out the Gas Men hence you are still waiting.....

Erm, there are several answers to that, none of which I'm going into right now...

[bubblewrap]

The Gas Man Cometh - Flanders and Swann

'Twas on a Monday morning the gas man came to call.
The gas tap wouldn't turn - I wasn't getting gas at all.
He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main
And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again.

Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.

'Twas on a Tuesday morning the carpenter came round.
He hammered and he chiselled and he said:
"Look what I've found: your joists are full of dry rot
But I'll put them all to rights".
Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights!

Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.

'Twas on a Wednesday morning the electrician came.
He called me Mr. Sanderson, which isn't quite the name.
He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin
And his foot went through a window so I called the glazier in.

Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.

'Twas on a Thursday morning the glazier came round
With his blow torch and his putty and his merry glazier's song.
He put another pane in - it took no time at all
But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall.

Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.

'Twas on a Friday morning the painter made a start.
With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part:
Every nook and every cranny - but I found when he was gone
He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on!

Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.

On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all;
So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gasman came to call...

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