Your dream allotment

[bubblewrap]

Liv Tyler wearing nothing but a pair of wellies and a cheeky smile!

And a cup of tea for after.

Liz Taylor? Madderbat says a bit old for you?!!!
Ooops read that wrong

[snake the squadie]

not when you order a kabab or pizza to go with it

[bluemoon]

A beer fridge? So slugs prefer it cold, never knew that. My personal favourite lottie tipple is a nice bottle of red - you can drink it at lottie temperature and the bottles make good bed edgings.

[bubblewrap]

not when you order a kabab or pizza to go with it

Have mobile Pizza & Kebab shop will deliver(even to the lottie!

[Paulottie]

I'm rather glad we don't have sheds here now...it's a rather disturbing thought that you are all tucked away in them beered and steamed up and fantasising about your dream dates.....Mind you if you don't mind the allotment spirit of sharing Paul you could send Angelina over, I expect I could spend a delightful hour watching her thin the carrots!(he says trying hard to think of something that isn't too euphemistic and involves lots of bending over)

[snake the squadie]

Have mobile Pizza & Kebab shop will deliver(even to the lottie!

no one likes a show off

[bubblewrap]

When you've got it flaunt it?

[piskieinboots]

(he says trying hard to think of something that isn't too euphemistic.....

....and failing - hehehe

[snake the squadie]

i am only jealos

[muckdiva]

Ours have none of the facilities you mention. in honesty that's perfect to me
we have instead:
a beautiful view, peace and quiet, lots of local stables

Snap, and it's wonderful - but that's because I only live a 5 minute walk away. If I had to travel, I'd probably want a more extensive list. And Sean Bean, naturally!

[hawthorns]

im dreaming that sarah harding has the next plot to mine

[piskieinboots]

surely you mean Sarah Raven

[Paulottie]

Snap, and it's wonderful - but that's because I only live a 5 minute walk away. If I had to travel, I'd probably want a more extensive list. And Sean Bean, naturally!

luckily 5 mins walk here too....you welcome to Sean Bean tho..especially if he is as nature intended!

[samw04]

[QUOTE=Paul Wagland;186146]I'm having Angelina Jolie before anyone else does.

sorry think your too late aint many that haven't .
there was me being all sensible but yeah your right if brad pitt and jonny depp were there sod the kettle . wouldn't bother wiv capt jack i'd worry he'd be eye up hubbyh.

[gardenplot]

What would be your ideal allotment what facillitys?
mine would be ;
Unlimited horse poo,
Unlimited compost,
water & Shed on every plot.
Power tool hire on site
Shop, loo, area for making tea & coffee.
What would be yours?

Cheers sam

Plus the ground force team to come and sort my plot out, get it all nice & neat ready for planting.