Your dream allotment

[samw04]

What would be your ideal allotment what facillitys?
mine would be ;
Unlimited horse poo,
Unlimited compost,
water & Shed on every plot.
Power tool hire on site
Shop, loo, area for making tea & coffee.
What would be yours?

Cheers sam

[ugly gourd]

my dream allotment would have soil that didnt suit weeds but anything that I set the soil was perfect for!!!

[bubblewrap]

Have most!
Lottie only 5 mins walk away.
Water on site.
Skip on site.
Free manure only 10 mins drive away.
B&Q & Aldi 10 mins walk away.
Have shed.
Have petrol strimmer.
Can borrow rotovator.

[Paulottie]

Ours have none of the facilities you mention. in honesty that's perfect to me
we have instead:
a beautiful view, peace and quiet, lots of local stables

[HeyWayne]

Liv Tyler wearing nothing but a pair of wellies and a cheeky smile!

And a cup of tea for after.

[piskieinboots]

Philip Glenister n Cap't Jack and hold the tea - we won't need it

[snake the squadie]

mine would be next to hooters. oops did i type that out load

[OverWyreGrower]

Philip Glenister n Cap't Jack and hold the tea - we won't need it

Sorry, Cap't Jack is already on my allotment! I've set him to work digging over my beds, without his shirt on of course!!

Oh dear, I've come over all flustered.....

[piskieinboots]

I'll swap you Johnny Depp for Cap't Jack

[Paul Wagland]

I'm having Angelina Jolie before anyone else does.

Other than that, a beer fridge would be top of my list, and maybe a view of the sea.

[snake the squadie]

the beer fridge goes without saying(sod the carbon foot print)

[Paul Wagland]

Snake old boy, I do believe beer is carbon free!

I'd better add Brad Pitt to my list for Jeannine's sake. Or perhaps Damon Albarn, depending on her mood.

[Seahorse]

Can I be greedy and ask for a beer fridge and Sean Bean?

Possibly more realistically, I'd really like some sort of 'social area' for plot holders to get together.

[bubblewrap]

Don't need a beer fridge corner shop & cheap booze shop only 2 min walk.

[piskieinboots]

I'm more of a champers girl mesel - but I'm 'appy to rough it a lil