Man, I look hot!

[Shortie]

I just caught a glimpse of self in mirror: hat hair (flat); no makeup (quelle horreur); muddy jumper; nice velvet skirt (had to put jeans in wash); bare stubbly legs; thick brown boot socks; brown trainers (laces undone).

What a state! (OH is away at football )

What you all wearing? Anyone got the Lidl Heidi dungies on?

LOL!!!!!! How I can relate to that. When I'm down the lottie I'm wearing MR Shorties old work combats what I could even wear when I was 7-8 months pregnant (get the idea how ill fitting they are?), a holey bright blue jumper, if it's raining, an old prison dog handler's jacket and my beloved Magnum boots.

Needless to say as I drive to my allotment I get many an admiring looks from the local lads.....

.....Not

Right now? Work gear, being kitten heel boots, smart trousers, smart top and makeup