Who would like to join me?

[Minty]

Ent you got a kilt Minty? Or a ra-ra skirt, or anything?

Seahorsie, what i get up to of a weekend is STRICTLY between me the bank manager, local MP and all the other members of the Derbyshire and district special handshake society .
Minty AKA Maxine

[shirlthegirl43]

It's the Farquarson, my mum's Tartan. The Cunningham tartan (my dad's side) looks like it comes off a shortbread tin

Nice, my dad's is Lamont and Mum's is Cockburn

[whigger]

What's eastenders?

Good gal!!!

[Minty]

Nice pic Whigger but i can see your Banana

[whigger]

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whigger]

Okay, so we know that Shirl is drinking her Rhubarb and strawberry wine, i've just opened my Shiraz Rose so fess up, what's everyone else drinking?

[Seahorse]

Seahorsie, what i get up to of a weekend is STRICTLY between me the bank manager, local MP and all the other members of the Derbyshire and district special handshake society
Minty AKA Maxine

Maxine, wil you PLEASE return those stocking I lent you!?

Nice pic Whigger but i can see your Banana

If you don't want to see the results ladies, look away now

[nick the grief]

Nice pic Whigger but i can see your Banana

No Minty, that's his special occasion organic sporran

[Geo]

DONALD WHAUR'S YER TROOSERS?

1. I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,
I'm no very big an' I'm awfy shy,
And the lassies shout when I go by
"Hey Donald, whaur's yer troosers?"

Chorus:
Let the winds blow high, let the winds blow low
Through the streets in ma kilt I go.
All the lassies shout "Hello,
hey Donald, whaur's yer troosers?"

2. A lassie took me tae a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
And I was feared that I would fall
For I hadnae on ma troosers.

3. I once went down tae London town
And I had some fun on the Underground -
a lady bent down tae pick up half a crown and said
"Donald, where are your trousers?"*

4. The lassies want me, everyone
Just let them catch me if they can -
Ye cannae get the breeks off a Hieland man,
And I don't wear ma troosers.

5. I had a cold and ma nose was raw
I hadnae handkercheif at a'
So I lifted up ma kilt just tae give it a blaw
WHEW, DONALD, WHAUR'S YER TROOSERS?

6. Tae wear the kilt is my delight,
And it's not wrong, I know it's right.
How the folks back home would get a fright
If they saw me wearin' troosers

Geo..

[whigger]

Nice, my dad's is Lamont and Mum's is Cockburn

They're quite similar.....Dark Greens and Blues although i think the Cockburn also has a red stripe as well doesn't it?

Both nice tartans though.

[Seahorse]

Okay, so we know that Shirl is drinking her Rhubarb and strawberry wine, i've just opened my Shiraz Rose so fess up, what's everyone else drinking?

I'm an alarmingly long way down a bottle of Pinot Grigio

[Minty]

No Minty, that's his special occasion organic sporran

Yes but is it free trade ????

[whigger]

DONALD WHAUR'S YER TROOSERS?

1. I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,
I'm no very big an' I'm awfy shy,
And the lassies shout when I go by
"Hey Donald, whaur's yer troosers?"

Chorus:
Let the winds blow high, let the winds blow low
Through the streets in ma kilt I go.
All the lassies shout "Hello,
hey Donald, whaur's yer troosers?"

2. A lassie took me tae a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
And I was feared that I would fall
For I hadnae on ma troosers.

3. I once went down tae London town
And I had some fun on the Underground -
a lady bent down tae pick up half a crown and said
"Donald, where are your trousers?"*

4. The lassies want me, everyone
Just let them catch me if they can -
Ye cannae get the breeks off a Hieland man,
And I don't wear ma troosers.

5. I had a cold and ma nose was raw
I hadnae handkercheif at a'
So I lifted up ma kilt just tae give it a blaw
WHEW, DONALD, WHAUR'S YER TROOSERS?

6. Tae wear the kilt is my delight,
And it's not wrong, I know it's right.
How the folks back home would get a fright
If they saw me wearin' troosers

Geo..

Yeah yeah yeah......very funny, but i'm still singing "Flower of Scotland" after saturday

[bubblewrap]

RIght, we're ready in the Grief house

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Rocky horror show?
YouTube - The Time Warp!

[whigger]

Yes but is it free trade ????

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