are apples vegetarian then?

[shirlthegirl43]

And what about things you buy to help you sleep which have the following...

'Warning, may cause drowsiness' - hello, why did I buy it?!

[lettucegrow!]

what would we do without all these careful guidelines?how would we cope?would we have to use our common sense?god forbid!!!!

[Paulottie]

Somebody mentioned (was it on here?)that they brought one of those stupid impossible to open plastic packets of scissors ....yes, the instructions read..."use scissors to open."

[The Doctor]

A few years ago I went into a MacD in the US of A, and a sign on the wall made me fall about.

Written in English.........



"Braille and Picture menus are available." !!!!!!!!!!!!!



The Americans I was with just did not get the irony of it and I had to explain!!

[Headfry]

How about the hotel that is removing the fire extinguishers as a safety hazard!!!!!!!!

it's in case someone uses one, and gets hurt by fire etc.

almost to painful to type that one out.

[Paul Wagland]

Some things do need pointing out though... particularly for us veggies.

For example, bacon flavoured crisps are usually vegetarian. Cheese and onion are usually not.

Don't touch the sign, by the way...

[nerobot]

I like the bottom of yogurt pus that say "do not turn over". Bit too late by then!

Steven

[Nicos]

Bought a bag of Morrisons apples y'day, and the label said "suitable for vegetarians"

I expect they are guaranteeing they are worm free????

[seasprout]

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/SecretBunker.jpg

Ho dear.

[Maf]

I used to be a cellarman for Tetley's bout 20 years ago

Their H&S department made me display a sign...

Warning....
There is no cure for death by carbon dioxide poisoning.

[areia]

And what about things you buy to help you sleep which have the following...

'Warning, may cause drowsiness' - hello, why did I buy it?!

yeah why cant you buy bliming drowsy cough medicine anymore at least give us a choice

[Eyren]

I like it when you buy a pack of peanuts in the pub for example and the packet will say "WARNING: Contains Nuts".

The ones that get me are the ones on peanuts that say "May contain nuts". So, the packet might be empty, then?