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  • #16
    Bath tub test

    The Bathtub Test
    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started...During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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    • #17
      This thread was really funny I'm with the morons!

      Heard the mental asylum one before! Still this has made me giggle ......
      http://herbie-veggiepatch.blogspot.com

      Updated 23rd February 2009

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      • #18
        See, I got the coconut tree thing, but the bathtub stumped me

        I was feeling smug until then.
        Resistance is fertile

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        • #19
          Originally posted by seed addiction View Post
          It reminds me of another question: How many penguins do polar bears eat everyday?
          None! Poles apart
          I was feeling part of the scenery
          I walked right out of the machinery
          My heart going boom boom boom
          "Hey" he said "Grab your things
          I've come to take you home."

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          • #20
            Correct Seahorse - well done.

            I love the question.

            So many people actually try and work it out. When I asked someone once they started to estimate how much a penguin weighs and how much a polar bear would therefore consume!

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            • #21
              This complete idiot needs to join the daft corner too. I have oodles of easter eggs I can bring along?
              Shortie

              "There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

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              • #22
                Shopping

                Shopping

                Husband & Wife are shopping and the man picks up a crate of stella and puts it in his trolley.
                "What do you think you are doing?" asks the wife. "They are on offer, only £10 for 24 cans " he says ."Put them back, we cant afford them "says the wife and they carry on shopping.

                A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it in the trolley.
                "What do you think you are doing?" asks the man "Its my face cream,it makes me look beautiful," she says.

                The man replies "so does 24 cans of stella and its half the price."
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                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                Brian Clough

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                • #23
                  [QUOTE=bubblewrap;199977

                  "so does 24 cans of stella and its half the price."
                  [/QUOTE]

                  ......

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                  • #24
                    And the Stella actually works!
                    Resistance is fertile

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Paul Wagland View Post
                      And the Stella actually works!
                      XXXB works better!
                      But I don't need it!
                      The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                      Brian Clough

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