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  • #16
    Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
    Scarey, put them on eBay !

    I need something to fit a pear shaped dwarf with panniers, not in black, red or grey, thanks.
    * goes and checks wardrobe *
    A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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    • #17
      not sure Two Sheds what your take is on fur, BUT.......... even a decent faux Fur shrug/short jacket is a must in any womans wardrobe, goes with anything, and keeps you snug...........mind you there is nothing sexier looking on a woman in evening dress, than her mans tux jacket, means he cares enough that you might be cold

      and on that note i have just realised that i have NO party dresses at all in my wardrobe i never get to go anywhere

      moving to france methinks, wif jeans and a decent cable knit.
      Last edited by BrideXIII; 03-12-2008, 08:20 PM.
      Vive Le Revolution!!!
      'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
      Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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      • #18
        Originally posted by BrideXIII View Post
        not sure Two Sheds what your take is on fur
        I love it ... on the animal
        Last edited by Two_Sheds; 03-12-2008, 08:40 PM.
        All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Two_Sheds

          He is 20 stone and 6'2"
          I am 8 stone and 5' 3"


          Pity you don't like black - I have a totally gorgeous evening dress that I haven't worn for 20 years!
          Happy Gardening,
          Shirley

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Nicos View Post
            Why on earth should you need to wear different clothes for different events??
            I have plenty of exceptionally expensive frocks for spesh events...can't be doing with ...new stuff anymore
            Well I don't have lots of frocks.
            I have one cocktail dress (too tutu like) and last year's ball dress which is now all snagged and tatty.

            I have a wardrobe full of gardening slobby stuff, but that won't cut it
            Last edited by Two_Sheds; 04-12-2008, 08:35 AM.
            All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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            • #21
              You have all my sympathy Two Sheds, I'm so glad I don't have to go through all that now. It was bad enough this year for DDs graduation. But I'm sure you'll have a great time when you get there - it's just the preparation that takes it out of you.

              As usual at this time of year all my panic energy goes into my fancy dress for new year's eve!
              Life is too short for drama & petty things!
              So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Two_Sheds

                He is 20 stone and 6'2"
                I am 8 stone and 5' 3"


                even better, gives you that 'vunerable ' sexy look...........like outsized shirts and nothing else
                Vive Le Revolution!!!
                'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
                Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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                • #23
                  Nicos, I agree totally. Whilst cow value is important, the way you dress just shouldnt be. The ex Mrs Leponge used to really give me a hard time for being too casual in the way I dressed, but then we would go to a function, and I would be dressed the same as all other Frenchies. Not slobby just not dressed to the 9's. A much more relaxed style of evening here.
                  Bob Leponge
                  Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by jacob marley View Post
                    Jacobs solution is long thigh length boots shortish dress with bingo neckline(eye's down look in).
                    Rawhide bra (head e'm up move e'm out) .
                    A nice long of the shoulder length blonde wig .
                    sounds perfect to me ....... as long as it's all in black and i don't have to 'do' blonde lol ........ i only have one really posh frock, in purple clingy glitter, that i bought when i was 18 in case i ever went to a posh party ......... it's moved in my wardrobe to 14 different addresses, and i still haven't worn it ....... although i still live in hope ......... most of the parties i go to, black PVC and thigh boots are the order of the day lol

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
                      sounds perfect to me ....... as long as it's all in black and i don't have to 'do' blonde lol ........ i only have one really posh frock, in purple clingy glitter, that i bought when i was 18 in case i ever went to a posh party ......... it's moved in my wardrobe to 14 different addresses, and i still haven't worn it ....... although i still live in hope ......... most of the parties i go to, black PVC and thigh boots are the order of the day lol
                      in my circles its sheer black lace nothing underneath and a pointy hat
                      Vive Le Revolution!!!
                      'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
                      Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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                      • #26
                        that has been known too ........ when i wear the dress that my darling son says YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT IN THAT (bless him) ...... but usually with ears and a tail and not the pointy hat lol
                        Last edited by lynda66; 03-12-2008, 09:06 PM.

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                        • #27
                          If I need a tux, I hire one, isn't it cheaper in the long run than going out and buying it, you can always guarantee it will fit.

                          Oh and as for 3 days, I'm more of a 10 minutes kinda bloke, you have the 3 s's, sh.., shower, shave, then smellies, undies, tux, shoes, and once ready 3 1/2 hours repeated say that's lovely dear, and no not that big, and my personal favourite, alright........can we go now!!
                          Last edited by Mikey; 03-12-2008, 09:51 PM.
                          I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by BrideXIII View Post
                            in my circles its sheer black lace nothing underneath and a pointy hat
                            now I have Madmax asking why don't I have a dress like that - please could you PM me where I buy black lace dresses from Bride
                            Happy Gardening,
                            Shirley

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by shirlthegirl43 View Post
                              now I have Madmax asking why don't I have a dress like that - please could you PM me where I buy black lace dresses from Bride
                              Good job Steve has gone to work, otherwise he'd be asking too.
                              Kirsty b xx

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Mikeywills View Post
                                If I need a tux, I hire one, isn't it cheaper in the long run than going out and buying it, you can always guarantee it will fit.
                                If it's a tux do I won't go I hate having to dress up like a chuffin' penguin.
                                My idea of a DJ is denim jeans or a donkey jacket.
                                Yes I'm having a grump
                                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                                Brian Clough

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