how to get dressed in just under 3 days

[scarey55]

Scarey, put them on eBay !

I need something to fit a pear shaped dwarf with panniers, not in black, red or grey, thanks.

* goes and checks wardrobe *

[BrideXIII]

not sure Two Sheds what your take is on fur, BUT.......... even a decent faux Fur shrug/short jacket is a must in any womans wardrobe, goes with anything, and keeps you snug...........mind you there is nothing sexier looking on a woman in evening dress, than her mans tux jacket, means he cares enough that you might be cold

and on that note i have just realised that i have NO party dresses at all in my wardrobe i never get to go anywhere

moving to france methinks, wif jeans and a decent cable knit.

[Two_Sheds]

not sure Two Sheds what your take is on fur

I love it ... on the animal

[shirlthegirl43]

He is 20 stone and 6'2"
I am 8 stone and 5' 3"

Pity you don't like black - I have a totally gorgeous evening dress that I haven't worn for 20 years!

[Two_Sheds]

Why on earth should you need to wear different clothes for different events??
I have plenty of exceptionally expensive frocks for spesh events...can't be doing with ...new stuff anymore

Well I don't have lots of frocks.
I have one cocktail dress (too tutu like) and last year's ball dress which is now all snagged and tatty.

I have a wardrobe full of gardening slobby stuff, but that won't cut it

[Comfreyfan]

You have all my sympathy Two Sheds, I'm so glad I don't have to go through all that now. It was bad enough this year for DDs graduation. But I'm sure you'll have a great time when you get there - it's just the preparation that takes it out of you.

As usual at this time of year all my panic energy goes into my fancy dress for new year's eve!

[BrideXIII]

He is 20 stone and 6'2"
I am 8 stone and 5' 3"

even better, gives you that 'vunerable ' sexy look...........like outsized shirts and nothing else

[bobleponge]

Nicos, I agree totally. Whilst cow value is important, the way you dress just shouldnt be. The ex Mrs Leponge used to really give me a hard time for being too casual in the way I dressed, but then we would go to a function, and I would be dressed the same as all other Frenchies. Not slobby just not dressed to the 9's. A much more relaxed style of evening here.

[lynda66]

Jacobs solution is long thigh length boots shortish dress with bingo neckline(eye's down look in).
Rawhide bra (head e'm up move e'm out) .
A nice long of the shoulder length blonde wig .

sounds perfect to me ....... as long as it's all in black and i don't have to 'do' blonde lol ........ i only have one really posh frock, in purple clingy glitter, that i bought when i was 18 in case i ever went to a posh party ......... it's moved in my wardrobe to 14 different addresses, and i still haven't worn it ....... although i still live in hope ......... most of the parties i go to, black PVC and thigh boots are the order of the day lol

[BrideXIII]

sounds perfect to me ....... as long as it's all in black and i don't have to 'do' blonde lol ........ i only have one really posh frock, in purple clingy glitter, that i bought when i was 18 in case i ever went to a posh party ......... it's moved in my wardrobe to 14 different addresses, and i still haven't worn it ....... although i still live in hope ......... most of the parties i go to, black PVC and thigh boots are the order of the day lol

in my circles its sheer black lace nothing underneath and a pointy hat

[lynda66]

that has been known too ........ when i wear the dress that my darling son says YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT IN THAT (bless him) ...... but usually with ears and a tail and not the pointy hat lol

[Mikey]

If I need a tux, I hire one, isn't it cheaper in the long run than going out and buying it, you can always guarantee it will fit.

Oh and as for 3 days, I'm more of a 10 minutes kinda bloke, you have the 3 s's, sh.., shower, shave, then smellies, undies, tux, shoes, and once ready 3 1/2 hours repeated say that's lovely dear, and no not that big, and my personal favourite, alright........can we go now!!

[shirlthegirl43]

in my circles its sheer black lace nothing underneath and a pointy hat

now I have Madmax asking why don't I have a dress like that - please could you PM me where I buy black lace dresses from Bride

[kirsty b]

now I have Madmax asking why don't I have a dress like that - please could you PM me where I buy black lace dresses from Bride

Good job Steve has gone to work, otherwise he'd be asking too.

[bubblewrap]

If I need a tux, I hire one, isn't it cheaper in the long run than going out and buying it, you can always guarantee it will fit.

If it's a tux do I won't go I hate having to dress up like a chuffin' penguin.
My idea of a DJ is denim jeans or a donkey jacket.
Yes I'm having a grump